Sunday, December 31, 2006

Farewell 2006...

Today is December 31, 2006, and it's time for me to reflect my ups and downs of this year. First I need to thank God that nothing bad had happened to myself, my family, and my friends, everyone beside me were happy and healthy, which I was truly glad!

The one and only down of this year is being single and still waiting for 'the one' to turn up in my life, which sometimes can be a bit frastrating. But hey, as mama always said,

You can't hurrry love.
No, you just have to wait.
Because love don't come easy.
It's a game of give and take.

You can't hurry love.
No, you just have to wait.
You got to trust, give it time.
No matter how long it takes.

Other than my love life, I would say 2006 had been a GREAT year and there were FOUR highlights, which I wanted to share with you all!

The Ministry of Pleasure
Wow, what more can I say? Over 25,000 hits in five months time! That is roughly 5,000 hits per month and around 160 hits per day! I am truly flattered by these numbers, and without your 'click', I am nothing! So, many many thanks guys and I hope I've been fullfilling your pleasure.

Meet the Madge
Back in August, Her Madgesty's Confessions Tour in Cardiff was my 'virgin' experience of Madonna live. Madonna herself said it was a special night, and it was. From the moment the giant disco ball went down, to the spectacular finale of Hung Up, Madonna's energy defied belief. Her voice was fantastic and she never once faultered. Together with 59,000 people and had a chance to get into the Golden Circle, it was definitely the best ever concert of my life!

The Downunder
CRIKEY! What a trip! My 5-week adventure to Australia was one true experience that really opened my eyes. Their culture, scenery, wildlife, and not to mention those sexy surfers you can find in every single beach! It was just too much too take in! So, watch this space because I will be back!

The 100th Post
Do I need to explain more? This is my 100th post of The Ministry of Pleasure and what a way to celebrate this moment on the last day of 2006! Woohoo!

Let there be Love in this World & Wish you a Very Happy 2007!

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Have Fun With...

I really love to masturbate in the shower everyday. I grab my sagging balls tight and I squeeze them hard while I'm thinking of a hot naked man. I lather up with lots of soap on my cock for lubrication and slowly stroke my cock up and down. Just the feeling of my balls in pain is making my cock rock hard.

I start to stroke my cock harder and harder until my cock is red, and my throbbing cock is bouncing on its own. Filled with cum and excitement, I explode into ecstasy, spraying it all over the wall and floor. Now this is what you call an emotional high!

Friday, December 29, 2006

Yule Love It...

Before I start, I need to clarify three things. Firstly, I know today's date is December 29, 2006 (GMT). Secondary I know Christmas is over 4 days ago. And thirdly, I know New Year is coming in 2 days time (YAY). But seriously, I won't mind to celebrate my Christmas for a bit longer if this cutie is around! Actually, if he is a nice person, I will celebrate Christmas with him for 365 days without any complaints!

Thanks to FantasticsMag (an online 'glossy' mag with the immediacy of a blog, also known as a web-Glog, which dedicated to style, culture, fashion and sexy photography) to give us Taye the lovely model!

Hang on a second, don't you think our model Taye looks a bit like the actor James Franco?

Thursday, December 28, 2006

A Poem To Myself...

Love Scent...

Have you ever noticed that some people seem to have more chemical attraction than others and generally exude more confidence? Scientific evidence suggests that this is due to the power of pheromones, natural attractants that send out airborne signals from the body that are received by others. The pheromones stimulate the vomeronasal organ (VNO), a tiny chemical receptor in the nose, which is connected to the hypothalamus, the gland in the brain which triggers the chemicals responsible for emotions. We all have pheromones, some people just have more than others.

"TEN is a fragrant, man for man pheromones designed exclusively for gay men who want to spice up their social life, improve their self- confidence and make themselves mysteriously irresistible."

"It is long-lasting, but never overpowering. Decidedly masculine, yet clean and fresh. A hint of Citrus, a touch of Ocean Breeze, a sensual anchor of Patchouli Oil and Cedarwood aim for intense sensory stimuli. A delightful fragrance on its own, with the added kick of odorless pheromones, TEN is a real knockout."

Personally I think this kind of stuff works more like a 'placebo' rather than a 'magnet' for the wearer towards other gay men. The theory is similar to people (including myself) who take those so-called calming remedies to 'calm' themselves down before they sit their driving test. At the end of the day, both driving test and pulling guys are just another psychological game of our self-confidence. However, there's always no harm to fantasising the 'suppose-to-happen' effect of the fragrance, just like the two hot guys in its commercial. Enjoy!

Wednesday, December 27, 2006


What can possibly happen when COCK meets EYE? Simple, we get a 'cock-eye'. According to an online dictionary, the phrase 'cock-eye' is kinda like the 'fuck-me-look' it is a blurry drunken gaze that tries to appear seductive, but comes across as embarrassing. So, by looking at this cutie's gaze, I can tell he is a very seductive guy but does he look like he is embarrassed or he is just 'hungry' for something instead? Umm... any ideas what he wanna eat =P

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

It's Boxing Day...

And it's time to open all your presents! So what did you guys get for this Christmas? No matter what you get, it's the thought that counts although it would be nice to have a boyfriend as my Christmas present. Oh well, maybe I'll wait till next year. Happy Boxing Day!

Monday, December 25, 2006

What's So Gay About X'mas...

When you are sitting around the table, watching mum and dad bicker over the turkey and fighting with your darling brother over the contents of a cracker, it's hard to believe that Christmas is a gay time of the year. But, my friends, you are wrong! Christmas is the campest and corniest holiday of the year, after all it is all about giving and receiving and a man coming down your chimney with a bright red sac! So read on to find out why Christmas is sooo gay. Have a Very Merry X'mas!

Sunday, December 24, 2006

This Christmas...

Christmas has finally arrived and it supposes to be filled with love and joy, however, whenever I am all alone in my bed, there's always a loneliness inside of me for you to keep me warm at night.

This year, my christmas wish is no different from previous years. I still believe love will find its way and I wish you and I will meet someday, it's just that the nights are getting a bit cold these days and my teddy just doesn't cut it. So I keep asking myself,

Do you ever get lonely baby?
Don't you ever get tired of living that way?
Don't you ever wonder whether there's a better life out there? Yeah...
Do you ever think about what we had?
How you'd give anything to get it back?
Do you ever think you'll never love that way again?

Wondering if only...
Do you ever get lonely?

'Lonely' (my love song for this christmas) is a magnificent power ballad by the Australian singer Shannon Noll, the runner-up of the first series of Australian Idol in 2003. It was released back in August this year, and it's the forth single from Shannon's second album 'Lift'. The video clip of 'Lonely' was shot in Sydney at the Star City Showroom as a live clip during his 'Now I Run' tour in July. One of the moodiest clips taken by Shannon, the clip follows him in his hotel room (with a sneak glimpse of his treasure trail) and travelling in the streets in a cab on his way to the gig.

Lonely by Shannon Noll

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Guilty Pleasure...

The mega delicious Brazilian actor-and-singer-hunk Klaus Hee is appearing once again as the cover model of this month's G Magazine after he is featured in January 2004. With the quote "Our Tom Cruise Is Better Than Theirs", I can easily understand why he is considered as one of the prettiest men of Brazil.

I don't understand Portuguese at all, which makes it a bit difficult to understand what's happening, but I'm glad Klaus is flexing his muscles again. If you're not a fan yet, you will soon be as he can melt you away with his 'to die for' physique! On top of that, he is a good friend of Ricky Martin, which means you can kill two birds with one stone!

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Do Opposites Attract...

Personally, I think the 'Rules of Attraction' are genetic and actually quite scientific. Though I'm sure there maybe a lot of people that would disagree with me, I believe the people with whom we choose to mate are naturally a part of every person created to keep the gene pool circulating, just like those in the animal kingdom.

"But wait," you say, "the gays don't breed, so are we exempt from this?"

No. A lot of gay couples I notice are a mix of just about all the genetic male variations. Try to look at the gay couples around you and see if the following holds up. Generally a gay couple includes:
  • Two men of height that is within 6 inches of one another (any larger difference makes the sex kinda awkward).
  • One with light colored eyes, one with dark eyes.
  • One with light colored hair, one with dark hair.
  • One with a physically 'small' frame, one with a larger build.
  • One that is socially outgoing, and one that is more reserved.
These are obviously not without exception, but I've noticed them to be the general rule. In my dreams (well, more like wet dreams), most of my potential boyfriend/partner/fuck-buddy (whatever you wanna call him) and I are no exception to the rule. He is about an inch taller or shorter than I, light brown or blond hair to my black, blue eyes to my brown, defined muscularly toned body to my average build, sometimes with a patch of chest hair to my smooth bared chest, top to my bottom (ok, it starts to turn me on, so I'll stop there), and so on.

In summary, I think that we as gay men are still genetically program- med to keep the gene pool going even though we are not really perpetuating the species, and we are 'programmed' to seek out those with differing genetic traits in order to continue the variations.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Me Jerking It...

Apologize for the misleading title but here is a clip that I found on XTube and I wanna share with you guys. There's nothing very special about Alex, except his orgasmic expressions are turning me on!

And believe it or not, 9" cock does exist! Open ur eyes and be ready!!

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Strip And Play...

At last, the 2007 calendar of the sexiest rugby team, Dieux du Stade (Gods of the Stadium), the French Rugby Champion team from Paris has arrived! This year, Mariano Vivanco was the lucky photographer, who had been chosen to shoot the calendar. Taking match day as his theme, Mariano has photographed his subjects as they go from hotel to the locker room to the after-match celebrations. I personally think he's done a fantastic job but at the same time, I am so jealous that he can spend most of his time with these buff naked hunks.

Anyway, if you think the calendar itself is hot, wait till you watch the Making-of DVD. I've just finished watching it (this is my first time to watch Dieux du Stade) and it's surely one of the hottest documentaries I've ever seen as some of these boys are just not shy at all!

To be honest, even though I may not be talented enough to be "the" photographer, I wouldn't mind to take the job that let me to put oil on the player's bodies, just like those girls that put lotion or whatever that was on the boys during the photo shoot. So, anyone out there can offer me such job?

More photos of the Dieux du Stade 2007 Calendar can be found HERE. Aimer!

Friday, December 15, 2006

Guilty Pleasure...

We all know Brazilian guys are hot especially those from Terra - The Boy. Although they are all damn sexylicious (sexy and delicious), Miro Moreira has to be one of my favorites. At the young age of 22, Miro's magnificent beauty exists almost only in our imaginations, but this Brazilian god is the realisation of such imagination. The curves of his body is perfectly shaped, and his sexiness is finely captured in these gorgeous photos. Sometimes it makes me wonder, God must love beauty for the creation of such beauty! Click HERE to download his making-of video. Enjoy!

Please Tell Me...

Recently I read the following post in a discussion forum, which I think I am having the similar kind of problem as well.

"I am 23 and I am not out yet. I am not a bar/club type of guy and therefore I don't have an opportunity to see guys that I'm sure they are gay. So the problem is that I don't have any idea how to find if a person is gay or not. I know the best way is by talking with him but I don't know how to break the ice and start the conversation. Most important of all, even if I start the conversation (in rare occasions), considering the fact that I am still in closet and also very shy, I don't know how to ask if he is gay or not?"

Can anyone give me any suggestions that might be able to help?

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Guilty Pleasure...

Surely I'm not the first to blog about Marco Dapper and I won't be the last simply because he is so damn HOT. Marco, along with his gorgeous look, charming smile, sexy abs and (yes) his dick, are on prominent display as Troy in Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds (the sequel to Allan Brocka's Eating Out). Unfortunately, I still haven't had the chance to watch the film, any idea when will it be coming out in the UK?

Born on July 9, 1983 (this hottie is just 23 years old) in California, Marco was first discovered by scouts for NBC and appearing on Meet My Folks. He didn't really get into acting until high school. Prior to getting the role, he was a UPS driver, which leads me down a path to a completely different fantasy. Now there's a 'package' I would like to be delivered personally =P

Recently Marco is the December's cover boy of Frontiers Magazine and it features an interview of this 23-year-old sexy actor by Greg Hernandez. Click HERE to read the full interview. Enjoy!