Thursday, October 11, 2007

A Love-Hate Relationship...

While I agree to certain extend, we all love our gay porn because most of the guys are f*cking hot! But, do you sometimes find things that really annoy you when watching gay porn? Sure I do, and the following are my top five gay porn annoyances:

1. When the background music is playing continuously/repeatedly.
2. When the cameraman 'interviews' with the guys at the start, which is obviously fake.
3. When they show boasting e.g. cock slapping, slapping ass, etc.
4. When the guys are naked, but are still wearing shoes/socks (I'm just not into that).
5. When the money shot comes, and the guy doesn't show any emo- tion/is silent. I mean, what the f*ck?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

What I really hate is when a movie is badly dubbed with monotonous moaning and sentences like: "Oh, yeah! Give it to me, stud."
I think the original sound, with or without subtitles, is always better than any dubbing.

PR8 said...

I totally agree with you, I hate dubbing sound in porn as well, which happens quite often especially in Bel Ami's films. Yes, their guys are all super HOT but the dubbing sound sometime spoil the entire scene.

Jamie said...

I hate to have music of any kind playing. That just drives me crazy.
I also hatehatehate the socks & shoes thing. If you can tell a guy's religion, why the fuck can't you see his feet? I also hate when the cameraman/director (?) talks to the actors during the sex. I want to be able to watch these guys and try to make myself believe they're having sex because they are attracted to each other--not the money. And I also hate it when the guys look into the camera or away from the other guy. They should be totally focussed on what they're doing. Wow, I'm sorry, I could go on and on...

Anonymous said...

I hate when there is straight porn playing in the background for the guys to watch and the volume is so loud that you can hear some chick moaning. Gross.

Anonymous said...

I hate "gay for pay" actors who have no problem fucking, but are afraid to show any other type of touching or affection.

Greg said...

Agree with all 5 of your points.

Let me add a 6th one...

You wanted a movie with one of your favorite gay porn stars, but notice to your chagrin that the rest of the porn stars in the movie are butt ugly! lol