Thursday, November 15, 2007

What The...

It's official, today in Sydney's Royal Botanic Gardens, aussieBum re- vealed the world's BIGGEST underwear!

The company has successfully broken the Guinness World Record by producing the world's largest pair of underwear.

The underwear, constructed from a dazzling red Sensitive® fabric provided by leading Italian fabric firm Eurojersey, took over 2 months to produce.

Measuring in at 15.9 metres (52.16 ft) wide and 10.55 metres (34.6 ft) high, with a waist circumference of 32 metres (105 ft), the mammoth underwear includes 300 metres of fabric (985 ft), 500 metres (1640.5 ft) of wide-width elastic, 5000 metres (16404 ft) of cotton, a 1.5 x 6 metre (5 x 19.6 ft) logo, and they weigh in at a whopping 180 kg.

The statistics smash the current record of 14.4 metres (47.2 ft) wide and 10.48 metres high.

Don't get me wrong. I love aussieBum dearly. But seriously, who gives a damn about the BIGGEST underwear in the world? An aussieBum without a man wearing it simply means NOTHING to me! If I'm the organiser, I would have gathered the BIGGEST number of men in their aussieBum in front of the Sydney Opera House instead of wasting money, fabric, and time to make the biggest panties in the world!

1 comment:

niC Lo said...

You got that right ,dude.