Monday, July 07, 2008

How To Tell...

Last night, I came across this article from eHow, which I thought was a bit hilarious (from my gay point of view, at least) and it goes like this...
Relationships are full of ups and downs. One day, you may be the love of each other's lives and the next day, you may find your stuff out on the sidewalk. Dealing with a partner who may have affections for the same sex is one of the biggest relat- ionship hurdles of all. Figuring out whether your boyfriend is gay requires a little introspection and a lot of honestly.

STEP 1 - Remember the last time you two were intimate. If you can't remember, this could be a warning sign that your boyfriend is gay. If you don't have what it takes to get his engine running, he'll likely withdraw from you, and your sex life will become minimal or non- existent. Or she is just rubbish in bed. Be aware, though, that some gay men go the other way and overcompensate for their sexuality by wanting to have sex with their girlfriends all the time. WTF? That's so so... I don't know the word for it. Why the hell would I do that if I can't even get a hard on?


STEP 2 - Pay attention to his mannerisms. If he appears to be effem- inate and extra-sensitive to your feelings, it may be a sign that your boyfriend is gay. Or she is simply insensitive and dumb. And being gay does NOT necessary have to be effeminate.

STEP 3 - Look at his grooming habits. If he takes longer in the bath- room than you do to get ready in the morning, that could be a warning sign. Oh really? Owning lots of different beauty products and being up on the top designer shoes and handbags could mean that he's playing for the other team. Hello? Or maybe he earns more than she does and wants to 'look after' himself. Hey, we now live in a metrosexual world so get over it!

STEP 4 - Notice if he's vocal about his distaste for gay men. While it seems counterintuitive, many men that are still in the closet become 'gay-bashers' as a way of protecting their true identity. So, if your boyfriend is quick to tell everyone around him that he isn't gay, that very well may mean that he is. Congratulation girl!

Seriously, is this what they teach girls and how they see gays nowa- days? If yes, then I think my girl will never find out I'm gay until she catches me sleeping with another guy. Damn, I'm so GAY. LOL!

4 comments:

Donnie v2.0 said...

Good Gawd - that man in the bathroom is an absolute dream.

Anonymous said...

who's the guy in the bathroom!!

Anonymous said...

Lol, really? Is that what it takes to be classified as gay now? How about if she catches him in bed with another man...that would seem like a better indication. Rather than the fact his shoes are better than hers.

thegayte-keeper said...

Love this entry...