Who's That Boy...

Hi everyone! First of all, how do you like MY Celebration album cover? Isn't it wicked or what?! Well, at least I know this is what would happen if I unleashed my inner drag queen =P Anyway, you can now star in your own customised version of the Celebration album cover at HERE.

And secondary, I was doing a smoking cessation outreach session for GMFA outside the Duke of Wellington in Soho tonight and was talking to this nice guy named Paul, who was determined to give up smoking for his second time round. If you are reading this Paul (which I doubt he is) I would like to get in touch with you, and maybe go for a drink or something but WITHOUT the cigarettes!

Time After Time...

Has this happen to you (yes) or have you done it (no)? You have been talking to guy online for a week now. You have great conversations and seem to have a lot in common. He makes you laugh and you always get excited when you are able to catch him online for a chat. You finally make plans to get together.

You meet up for a dinner. You feel the conversation is flowing just like online. You are having a great time and it appears he is enjoying himself as well. You laugh, you flirt, and you tease. It is a great date and things are going so well. By the end of the night you say your goodbyes and he smiles and says, "I will give you a call soon."

You drive/walk/take the train home thinking of your great date, you are so excited for the next and now you wait for the call. The call which never comes... Why?

May It Be...

May It Be by Enya

If you wonder what this is all about, it has absolutely nothing to do with The Lord of the Rings, although it would be interesting to see Viggo Mortenson (Aragorn), Orlando Bloom (Legolas) or Elijah Wood (Frodo) bearing these kind of rings.

Anyway, my dear friend Esculpta has recently released few PRECIOUS jewelries, which include the masculine Silver Lion's Head Torc Ring, the tranquilising 'Matter of Time' pendant and the luxurious Le Cock Ring III. All hand crafted to the highest quality and workmanship, you'll soon believe that - One Pendant to Charm the World. One Ring to Rule Them All.

And last but not least, to celebrate the birth of Le Cock Ring III, Esculpta is kindly offering goodies to the most imaginative post or fashion review written about their jewelry. Bloggers to post the best stories are to win a sexy silver Le Cock Ring II to wear under their jeans every once a month while the competition lasts. For more details, check out the website www.esculpta.com/blog_promo_contest.html.

Caption This...

Following the success of my last 'caption' post, here's another round of naughty fun! What I wanna know is what the f*ck is going on here? I mean, the concept is pretty erotic when you think about it, especially if you are the guy with the bear's head. But how do they end up in this situation, or should I say combination? I need professional help!

Guilty Pleasure...

Felicitación! For the second time in a row a Spaniard has won the title Mr. Gay Europe 2009 in the Grand Finale in Oslo, Norway, August 23.

Sergio Lara, the hunky 26-year-old psychology graduate with a music middle degree, was a popular winner amongst both the other delegates and the audience at Sentrum Scene in Oslo. On top of that, he also grabbed the Mr. Gay Swim Wear 2009 title!

Netherland's Jeffrey Zevenbergen won the People's Choice award with 15.7% of all the votes. Estonia's Madis Räästas won the Challenge at the Tusenfryd Viking village, and Russia's David Baramija won the Talent competition with a bloody crucifix-carrying tribute to Jesus.

Belgium, Estonia, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Netherlands, Northern Ireland, Norway, Romania, Russia, Spain and Switzerland came to the semi-final, and Spain, Iceland and Ireland met again in the super final. By the way, where the hell is the UK representative?

Mr. Right...

Well, after much investigation I've finally solved the problem of millions of hopeful single gay guys out there. Yes, I'm talking about YOU!

The problem is that everyone has been chasing Mr. Right so intensely that the poor guy panicked and had to go into hiding (or maybe even self exile, that's my only doubt in this interesting case). Guys, shame on you! You yourselves have chased out Mr. Right, so blame no one but yourselves for not being able to find him.

So, stop looking for him. Once he's not scared anymore, he'll come out of his hidden universe and, who knows, he might find YOU. Till then, live today =]

Weekly Poll...

It's time to clean up, clean up.
Everybody do your share.
Clean up, clean up.
Soon the mess will not be there!

Clean up, clean up.
Look at this we're almost done.
Dirt away. Hey hey hey.
Clean-up can be so much fun!

Celebration With Fans...

Bravo! The second Celebration video featuring fans shot in Barcelona and Milan during the S&S Tour has premiered today! Although they are still using the Benny Benassi remix rather than the original edit, this video is WAY better!

It features Lourdes in the Like A Virgin wedding dress and other tour dancers dressed up in the She's Not Me costumes. We even get a cameo from Paul Oakenfold and tour dancer Kento doing his Michael Jackson tribute. This is what I would call a real celebration!

Long Live The King...

Here's Madonna onstage at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards at the Radio City Music Hall in NYC on Sunday night as she delivered her Michael Jackson tribute speech. Beautiful hairdo, lovely outfit and great speech! By the way, can I just say Kayne West is such an IDIOT!

Guilty Pleasure...

Jacking off like a real man but moaning like a little girl is how I would describe this nerdy yet incredibly sexy hottie. By the way, that cheeky little smile towards the end has really made my day. Enjoy!

A Special Comment...

Since when my blog turned into a dating website? Well, Merle, the truck driver from Weatherford, Oklahoma has recently 'commented' a personal ad in one of my recent post, see HERE. Normally, I would have deleted it without thinking twice. But for sentimental reasons, I decided not to.

Yes, it may look like an obviously prank (you'll know what I mean if you Google his name) but then again, there's a very slight (and I mean VERY slight) chance that something else is making him do this and he's actually looking for gay travel buddies?! Whatever Merle's motive is, I wish you the best of luck in your search =]

Jump by Madonna

In fact, reading Merle's comment got me thinking. It seems everyone is somehow looking for someone or something, or desperately wanting to be found. While some of us have more patience to sit and wait, others will try anything to achieve their end goal. I used to belong to the first group until I reach a point where I'm sick and tired of waiting for things, things that I may have control of! Nowadays I'm more proactive and 'out' of my rut, and I truly think that's the way to go!

District 9...

Just came home from watching District 9 and all I can say is GO AND WATCH IT! It's a very good movie! Long live the PRAWNS!

End Of A Long Road Home...

"I hate these people, I hate this music, I hate this city, I hate my drink, and I really hate these shoes I'm wearing," I found myself thinking grumpily at Dalston Superstore's bar on Sunday.

Returning from a wonderful trip just five days previously, the bank holiday weekend found me in full-on London rejection mode. The buzzing, friend-filled bar and decent music should have marked a perfect return home. So why was I still so down, I wondered? Could it be:

1. Because the skies were the colour of pencil lead?

2. Because thelondonpaper was going to close?

3. Simply because a few weeks knocking around a beautiful, sunny country with your best mates makes normal life seem banal in comparison?

It was probably none of the above. My life's already had more twists to it than a small intestine, so it takes more than a work shake-up and summer clouds to rattle me. Whatever the matter was, I reckoned meeting up again for drinks with my dear friend Karim would cheer me up. And I was right... more >

Another great entry Josh, but everything has a twist these days, or should I say an element of surprise? Especially when the title of his next post is My new fella really is a man of my dreams. Good luck!

He's On My...

So which one do you prefer, Britney's original version or Perez Hilton's LOLgasmic parody? To me, I'd prefer a mix-and-match with the two hunks in Britney's making out in Perez's vid. What do you think?

Guilty Pleasure...

I'm sure I've said this before, but I'll say it again. I love stubble when it's nearly a beard but not quite, there's just something about it.

Lasse Larsen is originally from Lidkoping, Sweden and in 2003 he made his way to the States to pursue his modeling career. Now he currently resides in New York and is represented by NOUS Models and Premier Model Management.

When Lasse is not working he enjoys singing, reading, watching movies and playing instruments. If you want to know more about him, visit his website or simply contact him (to say how attractive he is).

How Special Is...

In less than ten minutes, September 09, 2009 will become history and I'm trying to squeeze in this post ASAP. So, what have you done on this 'significant' day? Well, mine wasn't very exciting, I woke up, went to work, came home, went to supermarket, ate my dinner, chatted with my friend, and now updating my blog. Having said that, when I think about it, will I be doing the same thing in the next 09.09.09? I don't think so because this will only happen in another 100 years!

Anyway, pay no attention to my nonsense. What I wanna say is that today is a SPECIAL day, and if you wanna find out how SPECIAL today is, check THIS out (the math magic bit is quite interesting) and happy 09.09.09! See you all in 2109 =P

A Great Saturday At...

So I was at Reading Pride on Saturday, it's my first time attending and a fun experience. Although the scale of the event was not quite the same as that of the Pride London, there were just enough things to keep you busy and entertained for the afternoon.

The cabaret performers were fantastic and I particularly loved the performance of Sandra, the Whore of Hampstead Heath. She's absolutely brilliant because I remember I was laughing my head off whenever she came on stage! Hmm, I'd love to see more of her act when I move to London.

Sadly, I missed the performance of Melissa Totten as Madonna! I heard that she's very good and being a huge Madonna fan, I wanna know how good her impersonation is. Oh well, maybe next time.

Like It Or Not...

This is who I am.
You can like it or not.
You can love me or leave me.
'Cause I never gonna stop.
No, no, you know.

Finally...

OMG! It's been SIX DAYS without any updates and some of you may wonder where the hell have I been lately. Well, I'm still here and I've ALWAYS been here, it's just that my internet provider has been having 'technical difficulties' lately, which prevent me from accessing the internet. Thank God the problem is now solved and I'm once again connected to the World Wide Web!

P.S. Scroll down for the recent updates over the past few days.

Weekly Poll...

I must admit I've never been to a fancy dress party (sad I know) but when I do, I'd love to pull one of these three guys. Hmm, I wonder who I should pick and what should I wear to match my date?

Remember...

Well, at least most everyone loves sex, has sex, likes to think about sex and likes to look at sexy people. And to me, sex is definitely not my enemy, especially when I can have Chad White and Kerry Degman at the same time! And thanks to the latest Contributing Editor feature with photography by Joe Lally, the two supermodels prove the point that Sex Is Not The Enemy.

Guilty Pleasure...

Still remember my previous post on Scott Herman? The gorgeous 24-year-old actor/model/personal trainer who taught us the secret to great abs and how to not pick up a guy? Well, since then he has done even more interesting videos (with bare chest) on a variety of topics, which include how to shave your chest AND YOUR GROIN =P

If these aren't good enough, wait till he brings out his oh-so-darn-cute elder bro and show off his muscle cars collection!

My my Scotty, can I just say your videos just get better and better! Keep 'em coming, the fandom (including myself) appreciates your work! Oh, I almost forgot, if you are reading this, THANKS A MILLION for the comments (plus the link of the video that I've been trying to track down) that you put on your Guilty Pleasure entry. I never expected that would happen and it's a real surprise!

Yet Again Madge...

Madonna's new single Celebration has been sweeping through the airwaves of late, ensuring its infectious and dirty clubbing beat grinds itself into your head with no little warning. Well, now there's a video to go with it, which sees Her Madgesty writhing about in a sparkly dress and come-f*ck-me boots lip-logging her Jesus, plus there's even a blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo by daughter Lourdes right at the end!

To be honest Madge, I love the dress and your daughter's moves, but at the same time I'm a bit disappointed (once again) with the video. Why? First, I prefer the song in its original version than this Benny Benassi remix. Second, I'd rather see you having fun with some old-school dance moves (like those in Hung Up) than dry-humping walls and floors! And third, snogging Jesus is NOT cool at all! Oh well, let's hope the second version of the video will be better than this one...

My Sister's Wedding...

I like porn, but I also know a lot of the plots of porn do get ridiculous, as much as the overacting or underacting. Take this example, I must admit the guys in it are all hot (especially the groom, who doesn't give a f*ck about his newly wed wife) but the storyline is an absolute joke! Seriously, you have to watch it to believe it. Having said that, it's worth the laugh though... especially the ENDING! Either way, it's all entertain- ment, and I'm entertained. Enjoy!