Sunday, October 31, 2010

Trick Or Treat...

Happy Halloween everyone! I did go out to town with a few friends last night but not to a Halloween party. To be honest, I've never been to a fancy dress party in my life other than a 'Trick or Treat' in Hong Kong when I was 10.

Oh well, Halloween isn't my thing really, but I must admit I do love the costumes that some people come up with at this night of the year!

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Time Flies By...

Guess what? Today marks my one year of living in London and I just can't believe how fast those 365 days went by! So, what's the same and what's different? Here's a quick summary.

For the sames - I'm still single (and open for application). I still live in the same house and work the same job. I still exercise by going to the gym and playing gay squash. I still volunteer for Pride London. I'm still healthy and I'm happy and proud with the way I am. I'm still shy to talk to guys in the bar. Madonna is still my Queen of Heart (even though she's not been doing much lately). Oh, and I'm still writing The Ministry of Pleasure =]

Now for the differences - I've made lots of new friends. I've discovered ballet and opera and started a new graphic design course. I'm no longer afraid to walk into a gay bar. I've stopped volunteering for GMFA. I'm more confident in bed simply because I've slept with more men than before =P I've gone out more, but at the same time, I've experienced the gay scene a bit more and realised just how good and bad it can get. Oh, and last but definitely not least, I've spent more!

Seriously, moving to London has given me more than I'd expected, and the best bit is that there are still a lot more I can do (and men I can meet =P) in this big city. Of course, not everything may go the way I hope for it to go (not everything in life is fair) but who cares? I just be myself and live everyday to the fullest because time flies by!

Friday, October 29, 2010

Caption This...

There are monsters everywhere in this world and I pray you don't fall victim to a predator of your own race... Oops, maybe it's too late =P

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

A Mixture Of Tastes...

If I'm not wrong, this'll be my third installment of A Mixture Of Tastes. And this time, I'll teach you some sign language, do some house cleaning, get myself ready for Shayne, embrace a bit of holiness, take a bath and have a gay cat fight. Enjoy!

Monday, October 25, 2010

Guilty Pleasure...

Awww, I wonder how long can Jess from Sean Cody bounce on me... I mean, the exercise ball for! Cute =]

Stay With Me...

As promised at their gig two weeks ago, the synthpop duo of Theo Hutchcraft and Adam Anderson (aka HURTS) are back with their third single Stay, taken from their recenly released album Happiness. And their new video has beautifully captured Iceland's desolate, stunning landscape. I'm 'hurts' once again!

Last Call...

Even his own death doesn't keep Gavin (Travis Dixon), an alcoholic man from the realities of living, as he is given the chance to recreate key moments from his life and, hopefully, keep from destroying the relationship with the man he loves the most.

Directed by Nick Corporon, Last Call will have a special appeal to those in recovery who have taken an inventory of their losses, the people they have hurt with their substance abuse, and the nagging question of what they would have done if they had been given a chance to start all over again.

To me, the film is so beautifully done and should have strong appeal to anyone who is still wondering about what happened to the man (or men) in their life 'that got away'.

Last Call is out on Oct 25 as one of the nine short gay interest films featured in Boys On Film 5: Candy Boy.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Luv You...

Just came home from a freezing winter night to see my hot gorgeous idol Jay Brannan at Barfly, Camden, and can I just say, good job with the Spanglish Jay =P

Guess what? Tonight was my third time to see Jay live and he NEVER fails to put on anything less than an excellent show. Besides, I was lucky enough to have a photo taken with him before the show starts! Woohoo, at last one of my (many) dreams has finally come true!

Leaving London, Jay will continue his UK tour in York on October 24 and Cambridge on October 25. After that, he'll be touring Canada and the USA in November and December. Please check Jay's upcoming appearance for more details.

Weekly Poll...

My ManPoll rarely goes naughty, but I guess it's okay once in a while, right? Now, I understand not all of you are bottoms, but regardless I'd still like to know (I can't promise it's gonna be pain-free but I promise there'll be plenty of lube) who would you most like to sit on?

Sunday, October 17, 2010

A Fine Fine Line...

There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend.
There's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend.
I guess if someone doesn't love you back, it isn't such a crime.
But there's a fine, fine line between love and a waste of time.

These are lyrics from a song I heard for the first time last night at the Avenue Q musical. The musical is quite funny (and perhaps one of the more sexually explicit I've seen in a while).

When I heard this particular song There's A Fine, Fine Line, it really stuck out. It's got a great melody, it's well sung, and I knew exactly what it meant because it fits exactly what I'm feeling about someone I'm kinda seeing right now.

It's frustrating when you don't know where you stand - I'm too coward to ask, and yes, I'm afraid to know the answer, but somehow I have to pop the question and I just hope my answer will not be 'a waste of time'. I'll keep you guys updated!

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Did You Know...

Believe it or not, there's an often-repeated 'rule' of dating (which I only heard for the first time) that goes as follows:

To determine the youngest person you should date, take one half of your age, and add seven years; on the other hand, to determine the oldest person you should date, double your age, and subtract seven years, i.e. you shouldn't date anyone younger or older than that.

45-year-old David waited patiently until William turned 30, fulfilling the half-your-age-plus-seven rule, before pursuing him romantically.

Sounds interesting. Of course, it's not a real 'rule' in any sense of the word, as people may be able to get around it and have a good relationship, but it's something interesting to think about.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Construction Workers...

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him.

So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion.

The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his cock and starts masturbating.

The worker on 5th floor gets so p*ssed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the f*ck is your problem?! I said I needed a handsaw!". The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Guilty Pleasure...

I love the latest photoshoot from teamm8 featuring the inked hottie Ryan Keven Goodman, who played the role of Joey in The Audition video (see below). Ryan is 24-year-old model/personal trainer from Sydney, Australia.

By the way, if you pay attention enough (like the crazy me) you may notice Ryan is a Kylie fan because he has tattooed a Kylie 'K' on his lower left abdomen. Anyway, here is the little creepy (but very sexy) The Audition video. Enjoy!

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

After An Long Night Shift...

You are tired. You are exhausted. You get home and jump straight in the shower thinking, "Great, the hot water is running, the plumber must have been busy!"

You step from the shower and wrapping a towel around your waist, you make your way from the bathroom running your fingers through your hair and tossing glistening droplets of water on your way.

Downing a glass of water in one gulp, you wander to the bedroom. You open the door and guess what you see? Your exhausted plumber is lying in your bed looking like this!


Hint: Remember, you are supposed to be tired, very tired!

Monday, October 11, 2010

Weekly Poll...

Everyone knows that stretching is good (for all sorts of reasons) especially when you have some hair to splash! Seriously, nothing sexier than a little peek of pits and pubes, and I have THREE gorgeous samples in this week's poll to prove my point!

Sunday, October 10, 2010


Last night I went to see HURTS at the O2 Shepherd's Bush Empire and they delivered an outstanding performance. For ninety minutes, the synthpop duo performed 11 songs off their new album, plus a beautiful cover of Kylie's Confine In Me and a new song called Happniness.

To me, the highlight (or should I say anticipation?) of the night was when they sang the song Devotion that everyone in the hall was kinda 'expecting' Kylie would appeared on the stage at the beginning of the second verse. Unfortunately, she didn't.

Oh well, it's still an 10/10 show! The boys have such an original sound and they are just really talented musicians!

Saturday, October 09, 2010



I was cleaning out my drafted posts today and I found this promotional video of Mr. Limpy, an elastic dildo made by Fleshjack, which I think it's kinda fun to watch especially towards the end when Mr. Limpy did something very naughty!

Friday, October 08, 2010

Everybody Loves A...

And I'm no exception! But seriously, can somebody please locate this hottie and make him my boyfriend? He's so brilliant and HOT!

Awww, isn't he adorable or what? Especially when he's not wearing much! Anyway, make sure you check out the rest of his videos on crgmorgan's Channel. Enjoy!

Thursday, October 07, 2010

Guilty Pleasure...

PR8: Hello Mister Houser! How are you doing? Feeling excited to be featured on The Ministry of Pleasure?
Gage: Yes! Very excited! I'm really hoping everyone likes my feature!

Besides young, cute, hot and sexy, can you describe yourself in FIVE more words?
Vulgar, scandalous, outdoorsy, friendly, and buoyant. Lol, the last one has something to do with water I think but I couldn't think of another word haha.

Honestly, I've not heard of you until your photographer (Jay Rickard) highly recommended you in one of his e-mails. So, when and how did you start modelling?
I was actually found on myspace by a photographer in Indianapolis (douche bag) when I was 15, and when I turned 16 I drove up there and did a test shoot with him, then I worked with him till I turned 19 and started a profile on and that's when I actually started getting attention and met the amazing Jay Rickard! It's been an awesome ride ever since!

I notice you are 19 and I presume you are still studying right? If yes, what are you studying in college? If no, what are you doing instead of studying?
I'm in college I'm getting my bachelor's degree in science and I plan on using that to become a drug representative! So basically I wanna be a legal drug dealer!

Are you single or dating someone?
I'm currently dating someone and we've been together for 2 years now, 2 years too long if you ask me!

What's something in your home that would make a stranger think you were gay? And what's something in your home that would make a stranger think you were straight?
Hmmm, I dunno the insane amount of pictures I have of me and my friends might lead people to think I'm gay or my collection of Ed Hardy memorabilia :P And something that would make them think I was straight, besides the overall messiness, would probably be my workout equipment and DVD collection, I own a lot of gory horror movies and bloody action movies... I'm kind of a freak! I'd definately have to recommend Inglorious Bastards, Sin City, and Jeniffer's Body to anyone who has not seen them yet!

What is your guilty pleasure?
Probably the Discovery Health Channel! I constantly watch that net- work though I have absolutely no intentions of ever being a doctor. It'd have to be that or Lady Gaga music, when I'm with my friends I'm like, "Oh, turn that sh*t off!" but when I'm by myself, I'm crankin' that sh*t as loud as it will go!

If you would like to go on a trip where would that be?
Italy!!! I'm Italian so I'd love to go there someday, plus I think the drinking age is like 16 so hellz yah!

Which super power do you like to have and why?
Invisibility would be pretty freaking amazing! I could spy on whoever I wanted and watch them change too... I'm so wierd. Or I'd love the ability to teleport because I love to travel but I hate driving!

If I take a look inside your refrigerator what would I find?
Not sh*t right now because I haven't went grocery shopping yet! But if I had went grocery shopping, you'd find tons of BBQ sauce, Lipton citrus green tea, and strawberrys. I'm getting hungry answering this!

Do you sleep with boxers, briefs or go commando?
Bahaha, sorry to be lame but I sleep in gym shorts not undies :(

What's next for Gage?
Hopefully fame and fortune! I've a lot of big dreams and I refuse to let myself give up on any of them so hopefully one day they'll come true!

Why am I asking you all these questions?
You're asking me these questions so that when I'm cast in an insanely popular sitcom your readers will think back to having read this interview and say, "Oh yeah, I remember him from my favorite blog, The Ministry of Pleasure! Wow, were those some hot pics of him or what?!" Then they will pull up your archives, grab the pics and repost them all over the internet!

And last but not least. Gaga. Yay or nay?
Gaga I give a big yay! That girl is insane and I love it! One of my big goals is to meet her one day, I mean I'm sure it'd break out into an orgy or something crazy like that but hey you only live once and I could mark "Orgy with Gaga" off my list of things to do before I die!

Thanks Jay for your recommendation! And thanks Gage for doing this interview with me! I hope you get real far with your study, acting, modelling and drug dealing!