Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Just A Laugh...

A Chinese walks into a bar and saw Steven Spielberg. As he's a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here!"

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It's not the Chinese who bombed Pearl Harbour, it's the Japanese. Learn you history right!"

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you are all the same," said Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship!"

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It's the iceberg that sank the ship, not I."

The Chinese replies, "Well, Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you are all the same!"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Well Will,
a very cute pix of you!