"I would acknowledge your existence for the time being. I'll take you on a few dates, where I'll make you pay, and then take both our leftovers combinded. I'll pressure you into having sex with me by making you feel special while doing it. Then, I'll dump your ass out of the blue causing you to get depressed and join Grindr but at least you would have gotten the pleasure of having sex with me."
"That's all I ever wanted and more."
LOL! This is absolutely brilliant =P