Friday, July 18, 2014

Yet Another Profile...

"Hello, I'm a human cyborg, model name JO4Y, sent back from the year 3024 to provide men of all types with sexual pleasure... Oh, and to save the world from falling into the hands of the tyrannical CeliBot, a libido eating machine who enslaved the human race in my time and his legion of EunuchRons. I come from a time in which sex is automatic. There's no need to chase, no need to cruise because there's an app for that. Just turn on your phone and send me a message.

I come with attachments to both top and bottom, and my oral skills have been peer tested and given a 5-star rating by GE. And after sex, if you choose to hang out, I have a built-in bar and sandwich maker.

My other purpose is to assimilate into a normal human existence, so I'm also searching for platonic companionship. Most human do see me as a humanoid sex object, but I also come installed with programs to watch and loudly critique movies, sing karaoke and oaccasionally play video games. I didn't often do the last one though because my great (x26) grandfather was the original Atari and playing with a joystick makes me feel uncomfortable. I do tend to prefer people who have a sense of humour and don't take themselves so seriously." 

To be honest, I'm not a Doctor Who fan by any chance, or have a fetish for robotic sex, but I'm triggered to try JO4Y out. I mean, the man humanoid is a descendent of the Atari, and you know what that means? He can play with my joystick any day =P

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