The Ministry of Pleasure

Awww...

2012-01-28T01:25:00.008Z

Let's have another AWWW moment for you. Hope this will warm your heart, tickle your funny bone and bring a smile to your face =]

Dozing Off After Sex...

2012-01-26T00:16:00.005Z

I always think I have the best sleep after sex, but do I fall asleep with the person afterward? Well, sometimes yes, sometimes no, and it's all down to WHO I'm with.

And guess what? Psychologist has recently suggested that the more one's partner was likely to fall asleep after sex, the stronger the desire for bonding! Read more...

So next time if your blood boils as your partner passes out instantly following sex, calm down, it's because they love you =]

Be Inspired...

2012-01-25T00:50:00.002Z

This way, towards BRAVERY, where youth are empowered. This way, towards ACCEPTANCE, where humanity is embraced. This way, towards LOVE, where individuality is encouraged.

Join Born This Way Foundation today to help empowering youth and inspiring bravery!

新年快樂...

2012-01-23T00:07:00.004Z

It's Chinese New Year, wish you all a prosperous and joyful Dragon Year ahead! =]

Totally...

2012-01-20T08:30:00.002Z

Just Another Profile...

2012-01-17T23:56:00.001Z

"I'm not straight and I don't act.

I'm a genuine, masculine, kind-hearted guy, down to earth, friendly, generally hairy, clipped beard, stocky and firm. Ideally looking for the right guy, unless Mr. Wrong comes along in the meantime.

A little tired of guys who say, "I don't know why I'm here" or "I don't know what I'm looking for" - please move on and get back to me when you decide. Have a clear face pic if you send a message - I like to know who I'm chatting to.

I reckon a coffee is always a good start.

Oh, and I'm fine thanks!"

Please take me out for a coffee sometime. I would like that very very much =]

Bed Test...

2012-01-16T23:26:00.007Z

Just wanna say I've finally 'tested' my new mattress yesterday. It felt SPECIAL and GREAT! And it's definitely worth the wait =]

Guilty Pleasure...

2012-01-11T23:45:00.005Z

It just happened that I found this cute guy in my computer while I was browsing through my photos and I've no idea who the heck he is. Well, with a face and body like his, I'm not surprised he's a model. Enjoy!

Through The Window...

2012-01-10T09:36:00.008Z

Arghhh! I felt so gutted! Just had my 3-seater sofa delivered and guess what? It's TOO BIG to go through the door and I watched the delivery men taking it back to the depot in front of my own eyes!

Basically they said the angle was too narrow between my front door and the wall next to it and the only way to get the sofa in was to go through the window (as I live on the first floor). Hmm, it just seemed kinda complicate to arrange, so sadly, I decided to return my lovely sofa back to the store =[

Oh well, at least I learned somethin' - BIGGER not necessarily BETTER. And to avoid future heartbreak - Always MEASURE! MEASURE again! Find someone else to MEASURE! And have them MEASURE again!

Playing It Straight...

2012-01-10T08:27:00.001Z

Does anyone remember this incredibly trashy yet highly addictive show called Playing It Straight from 2005? It's a 'dating' show where if the woman chose a straight man in the end the two of them would walk away with £25,000 each. However, if she chose a gay man she'd get nothing and the gay guy would get £50,000. How evil is that?! LOVE IT!

Guess what? The show has made a return on E4 (started Monday 09 January 2012) with Jameela Jamil (whatever she is) as the host and the brilliant Alan Carr as the narrator, and I'm so glad I've set up my new TV in time to watch the entire series in HD!

So far, Fletcher (Gay/Straight/Bi) has walked out from the show while Filippo (Straight) and Kyle (Gay) have been sent home by the woman. And who will I support? Sven and Dean all the way!

500...

2012-01-09T23:46:00.005Z

OMG! I've officially reached 500 (amazing) followers! Let me just say I love you guys SOOO much. Thank you to each and everyone of my followers for following me. You all mean SOOO much to me =]

And to Naked Pilgrim, you just happened to be my 500th follower so please get in touch (via email) as I have something special for you!

Caption This...

2012-01-09T01:00:00.003Z

FYI, here's a photo of ex-Nsync member Lance Bass (L) spending a relaxing holiday in Miami with his model boyfriend Michael Turchin (R). C'mon, share your caption with the rest of the world!

Borune's Nutcracker...

2012-01-08T15:32:00.000Z

Last night I went to to see Matthew Bourne's Nuckcracker at Sadler's Wells and may I say it's one of the campest shows I've seen since Priscilla Queen of the Desert the musical.

To be honest, there wasn't much 'ballet' in it, but the entertainment factor was way up there! Great live orchestra, great choreography, great dancing, great costumes, and great ass in tights! Overall, a 7 out of 10 show. BRAVO!

11 Mins With A Twist...

2012-01-07T11:07:00.002Z

Have you ever watched a short film and wished it's a full-length feature, just so you could learn more? This new video I checked out this morning (thanks to One Step At A Time) was one of those and I couldn't help but wanna share it with you. It's called 306.

The film was directed by Elliot London who is a film producer and director, and founded London Productions in 2007. The sexy male star you are about to enjoy is Brian Estel, a fairly unknown actor at the moment but hopefully, that'll soon change.

So get ready for some twists and turns like you've never expected as the story unfolds bit by bit. The question is: Who is Eric Hays? Or more specifically: What is Eric Hays hiding? 306 gives the viewer a chance to see a secret that no one else gets to see.

Be Inspired...

2012-01-07T00:55:00.002Z

Let's start something new for 2012 shall we? This is a new topic called 'Be Inspired...' and as the title says, let us all be inspired and stay motivated and positive =]

Gay & Bothered...

2012-01-05T23:46:00.005Z

Today I met up with a friend who I hadn't seen for almost three years. It's good to catch up with him again but something bothered me.

You see, he's an old school friend of mine and he (still) doesn't know I'm gay, nor does he suspect it (to the best of my knowledge). We did talk about relationship (he's now married and has a child) but I just breezed swiftly past the subject by saying something like, "I'm still single and I'm not seeing anyone at the moment because I've been too busy with my flat, my job, my life, etc etc."

Well, what I wanna know is if I did the right thing by not telling him I'm gay. I mean, I didn't deny I'm gay. And does it matter if he knows I'm gay? Does everyone I know need to know I'm gay?

Guilty Pleasure...

2012-01-04T22:58:00.004Z

Hmm, with the cold wind sweeps across the British Isles in the beginning of 2012, what's better than a hairy uncut muscle man to warm us up? And for those living in the Southern Hemisphere, I'm afraid you'll have to strip as the heat may get too hot for you to handle! Presenting Ryan Stack, the Randy Blue fans turned Randy Blue pornstar. Enjoy =]

Do It Yourself...

2012-01-03T22:30:00.002Z

I was so proud of myself yesterday because I (with a small help from Mr. T) spent the entire afternoon and evening putting up my new IKEA wardrobe by drilling holes into the wall, fitting wall fixers into the holes and screwing countless of screws. Hmm, with all the DIY, I suddenly feel more like a 'real' man =P

So are any of you good at DIY?

Hola 2012...

2012-01-01T20:12:00.002Z

My first day of 2012 had been quite uneventful partly because I went to see the firework till 3am last night, plus it's been raining almost the entire day. It's the kind that makes you just wanna crawl into bed and stay there. Having said that, an old uni friend came to visit and we had some nice Korean food as dinner in town. And now I'm ready to bed =]

Tomorrow I'll be collecting my 40" Samsung LED TV from John Lewis and buying a wardrobe from IKEA so it's all very exciting!

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012 X

Looking Back...

2011-12-31T23:59:00.002Z

So it's time of the year again, for reflection and resolution, as usual. I still like doing this, especially so many things happened this year and here's what I felt were the top five for this year.

MY HOME SWEET HOME

Seriously, this has to be the biggest (and the most expensive) thing I've ever achieved (and bought) in 2011 (and for my entire life). I'm finally a house owner after 32 years and it feels GREAT to walk around the flat naked and have the entire fridge all by myself!

I'M A GRAPHIC DESIGNER

Yes, I can finally call myself one after a year of graphic design course at the Shillington College, London. I'm still a pharmacist and I've got a few small freelance projects from here and there. Hopefully, 2012 will bring me more works!

GAGAOOLALA

From coming out from a gigantic 'egg' at the Grammys to fighting against the DADT policy for the U.S. military, the Mother Monster has given me joy and courage in 2011. Forget about Judas, may Yoü & I Marry The Night until we both reach the Edge Of Glory because we were Born This Way baby!

DEAR DEAR MR. T

Well, what more can I say about Mr. T? He's been my ups and downs of 2011. Although we didn't manage to be together (as a couple) happy forever after, we manage to be together (as friends) happy forever after, which isn't a total disaster...

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...

Altough it's been a busy year and I didn't update my blog as much as I wished, I still managed to carry on blogging in my fifth year and received more than 3 million hits! So thank you guys and I'll try to do better in 2012!

John Lewis Vs Habitat...

2011-12-29T00:34:00.004Z

Arghh... I'm in furniture dilenma again and I need all your professional help! So, I'm deciding on which office chair I should get to match my white MUJI desk. Should I go for John Lewis' Victor Chair (£159) or Habitat's Hamilton Office Chair (£128)? Both chairs are very comfy to sit on and both look great... HELP!

Room Service...

2011-12-28T23:19:00.003Z

Jodie Harsh, London's iconic DJ in hot-pink lipstick, teams up with Director Thomas Knights for club Room Service's latest Sextape. Get ready for a wild night because this video will have you holding on to your wigs!

Season's Greeting...

2011-12-25T12:30:00.001Z

Finally the countdown is over! Whether you've been good or bad this year, I wish you all a very Merry Christmas!

So, I was spending Christmas eve with my friends cooking Christmas dinner and watching TV, which include Hair Spray, Star Trek, A Very Gaga Thanksgiving and Bronson till 3am. Thanks for being my company this Christmas Tarun and Ameet xxx

Today is Christmas day and I don't have much plan during the day except picking Mr. T up at the airport (+ Christmas dinner) tonight as there won't be any public transport running.

What Would You Wish For...

2011-12-23T00:54:00.006Z

On the second day to Christmas my true love send to me... A SANTA LIST! Hmm, I wonder who will be on that list...

Honestly, I bet I'll find my name on that list too. Let's face it, I've been good but who on earth can be good for the entire year? Sometimes I really think Santa is asking too much. And it'd be too boring to be good all the time don't you agree?

Let The Angels Sing...

2011-12-21T22:37:00.004Z

On the 4 days to Christmas my true love send to me... FIVE CHRISTMAS SONGS!

I'm sure everyone has their favourite Christmas songs and here are my all time top 5 (with no order of preference).

Do They Know It's Christmas?

Seriously, there's not a single time that I've heard it that I haven't thought of the meaning behind it and the reason the song was written in the first place. It reminds me how one person can fuse their passion with a purpose and change the world.

It Came Upon A Midnight Clear

With the message of peace that the angels proclaimed on the first Christmas when Jesus Christ was born, this beautiful hymn dates back to my primary school days when I used to sing it in Chinese and I still remember every single word of it.

Last Christmas

'Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you said you weren't gay. This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it some someone bisexual.' Thank you George =P

All I Want For Christmas Is You

Mariah's Christmas classic is such a guilty pleasure and you just can't call it Christmas without listening to it!

Merry Christmas Everyone

The song says it all - MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Bring Me Sunshine...

2011-12-18T23:46:00.007Z

On the 7 days to Christmas my true love send to me... A CHRISTMAS CHORUS!

First of all, I've officially lived in my new flat for a week (photos to follow) and it's been good although there are still boxes everywhere - even the 'table' that I'm using right now is actually made out of a box. I just can't wait till the big boxing day sales in a week's time!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Anyways, that's not the main point of this post, what I really wanna say is that I was lucky enough to get a ticket to see the London Gay Men's Chorus Christmas concert last night at the Cadogen Hall and it's gayer and merrier than last year's show. I mean, they even had a Santa stripper on stage, which was totally out of my expectation! And Ameet, you sang BRILLIANT! Thank you SO much for the invitation =]

For more info on their upcoming shows, check out their website HERE.

Guilty Pleasure...

2011-12-14T00:20:00.003Z

On the 12 days to Christmas my true love send to me... TWO CUTE HOTTIES! Hmm, just wondering... who do yout think is the top and who do you think is the bottom?

Unzip...

2011-12-11T13:32:00.003Z

On the 15 days to Christmas my true love send to me... A PORN MOVIE! Enjoy =P

New Beginning...

2011-12-10T00:49:00.002Z

On the 16 days to Christmas my true love send to me... MY NEW NEIGHBOURSSS!

So tonight is gonna be the last night I spent in my current house. While I look forward to a new chapter of my life, I nevertheless feel a certain sadness at the thought of leaving the wonderful people who I lived with for the past two years. Thank you for all your help and support. This is not the end. I just moved down the road so we'll be neighbours, not housemate =]

P.S. Since I'm moving house, my internet connection won't be set up till December 20, but I'll try my best to update this blog whenever I can get hold of some internet. I apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.

Weekend...

2011-12-09T00:01:00.006Z

On the 17 days to Christmas my true love send to me... A GAY MOVIE!

After missing the screening at London Lesbian & Gay Film Festival and Hong Kong Lesbian & Gay Film Festival, I finally managed to watch Weekend in the cinema tonight and I liked it.

Based in the city of Nottingham, UK, half-out lifeguard Russell (Tom Cullen) who hooks up with confident artist Glen (Chris New) on Friday night, only to discover that he's off to the US for good on Sunday evening. That gives them just one weekend to fall in love...

I really love the storyline and how issues about gay life is portrayed - the reality of meeting someone and thinking it's gonna last forever yet somehow it's gonna end. So real and true.

All I Want For Xmas Is You...

2011-12-08T00:01:00.001Z

On the 18 days to Christmas my true love send to me... Mariah Carey! This has to be one of my most favourite Christmas songs! So shall we get into the Christmas spirit then?

Guilty Pleasure...

2011-12-07T00:30:00.005Z

On the 19 days to Christmas Sean Cody send to me... Jed the Beauty! Can I have him for this Christmas Santa please?

To me, the 21-year-old reminds me of Pavel Novotný (aka Max Orloff) who is considered by many to be one the most beautiful man in the history of porn.

Besides those big sexy pecs of his, Jed also offers his great hairy pits, hairy torso, great pubes, super smile, big cock and bubble ass for our pleasure. Oh, and did I miss out to mention those studly leg-thigh hair?! Seriously, if I had his body at 21, I'd have had SO many men!

Yet Another Profile...

2011-12-06T18:05:00.001Z

"SEX IS LIKE SNOW... YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MANY INCHES YOU ARE GOING TO GET... AND HOW LONG IS GOING TO LAST... JUST HOPE I HAVE MORE THIS YEAR... FINGERS CROSSED X"

Hmm, maybe he should have a day job as a weatherman and I'll watch his forecast every day and night x

3 X MILLION...

2011-12-04T00:30:00.003Z

On the 21 days to Christmas my blog readers send to me... THREE MILLION HITS!

Seriously, I'm SO thrilled! What more can I say? Thank you for believing in me and supporting my blog. You guys are truely awesome! I really appreciate all the emails, comments and encouraging words. Really =]

Anyway, today I bought myself the white Origami Dinning Table for my new pad and went to see Eugene Onegin with Mr. T at the ENO. Lame storyline but beautiful music and singing.

Finally...

2011-12-03T00:02:00.000Z

On the 22 days to Christmas Lady Gaga send to me...

Not Good Enough...

2011-12-02T00:01:00.002Z

So I only managed to make nine posts in November, and that's just not good enough despite the fact that I was back in Hong Kong for two weeks. Trust me, I do feel bad not updating TMOP as often as I ought to be, however, my new pad has taken over my life and it's more important than anything else, even men and sex!

But I promise, I promise that December will be better, sexier and more fun! Plus it's Christmas! Hmm, maybe I should do a TMOP avent calendar...

FIGHT AIDS...

2011-12-01T00:01:00.007Z

We are fast approaching December 1, 2011 when we commemorate yet another year of World AIDS Day. It's now 30 years, June 5, 1981, since the first AIDS case was published by the Centre for Disease Control. It became known as Gay-related immune deficiency (GRID). Today, this disease knows no boundaries and can affect and/or infect anyone. At the end of 2010, it's estimated that 34 million people globally living with HIV, there were 2.7 million new HIV infections, and 1.8 million people died of AIDS-related illnesses.

UN AIDS report that "the overall growth of the global aids epidemic appears to have stabilized. The annual number of new HIV infections has been steadily declining since the late 1990s and there are fewer aids-related deaths due to the significant scale up of antiretroviral therapy over the past few years. Although the number of new infections has been falling, levels of new infections overall are still high, and with significant reductions in mortality the number of people living with HIV worldwide has increased.

As is customary globally, TODAY will be dedicated to remember those we've lost and to be thankful for the survival of those we love who live with the disease that has no cure. Happy WAD 2011 and show your support by wearing a red ribbon today!

Touch Me...

2011-11-29T22:14:00.004Z

Have you ever been touched by a guy in such a way that it feels SO good? Like your mind goes numb from the overload of pleasure?

To me, touching and kissing are very important. My hair, my ears, my neck, my back, my chest, just feeling his hand and mouth on my body means the world to me. When during sex or cuddling after sex I often like to hold his hand. Somehow for me I can feel the energy that flows between us just by having our fingers locked together.

So... how do YOU like it?

Awww...

2011-11-27T08:45:00.005Z

Hello there, here comes another addition to my 'Awww...' collection and to add extra 'Awww' factor, I've put a childhood photo of myself as the last photo of this post =]

Still not enough to make you say, 'Awww'? Don't worry, you definitely will after watching this video by GetUp. And get your tissues ready!

BJ...

2011-11-25T22:40:00.002Z

Well, I just realised both the number plate of my car and the post code of my new address contain the letters BJ. Why am I closely connected to the letters BJ? Is it a sign or what? Heehee =P

Happy Thanksgiving With...

2011-11-24T22:19:00.000Z

Guilty Pleasure...

2011-11-22T23:03:00.004Z

The only limit is your imagination so are you prepared to take the risk?

I'm Back And...

2011-11-21T23:08:00.007Z

Hello all beautiful people, who have been missing me? How are things? Well, I actually got back from Hong Kong on Saturday and after two days of jet lag I finally felt 'normal' this morning partly because I'm officially a house owner today but also married to the bank for the next 25 years.

To be honest, I still can't get my head around to the fact that I have a flat! Is it just me or is it normal to feel like this? Anyway, at least I can now concentrate on buying furniture!

My trip to Hong Kong was great! I had a lovely time there seeing my parents, families, and friends. The weather was pleasantly warm too (compared to what we are having now in England). Sadly I missed both Hong Kong Pride Parade (I was with my family at Hong Kong Wetland Park) and the Hong Kong Lesbian and Gay Film Festival. However, I managed to meet one of my blog readers while I was there. Yes Cisero, I'm talking about you! Thank you SO much for spending an afternoon with me and we'll meet again in March!

And last but not least, don't you just love Gaga?!

A Treat Before Holiday...

2011-11-05T14:51:00.008Z

Went to see HURTS at Brixton O2 Academy last night, and OH MY GOD, Kylie appeared and joined the Manchester duo live on-stage halfway through their song Devotion and I sweared to God everyone in the hall went absolutely mental, which includes myself!

Anyway, I'm gonna fly out to Hong Kong for two weeks in 6 hours time, and if I'm lucky, I may be able to see a movie at the 2011 Hong Kong Lesbian and Gay Film Festival (HKLGFF). See you all soon!

1.11.11...

2011-11-01T23:11:00.001Z

So I'm torn between two IKEA white leather two-seat sofas for my new flat. What do you guys think? KARLSTAD or KIVIK? I personally like the shape of KARLSTAD but I also love the idea of being able to lie flat on KIVIK.

Trick Or Treat...

2011-10-31T21:03:00.003Z

Beware! There'll be lots of distraction along the way until you hunt him down so brace yourself. Happy Halloween everyone!

Boo...

2011-10-30T23:35:00.001Z

I don't celebrate Halloween, but I like seeing what others dress up in. Like last night I was out in Cardiff for a friend's birthday party and I saw Dracula, Harry Potter, Jesus and Lucifer on stage all dancing to Gaga's Judas. Priceless! Happy Halloween =]

Here Cums The Boyz...

2011-10-28T23:39:00.008+01:00

Wildboyz is a new stage show touring the UK next April starring Alex Reid, Danny Young, Marcus Patrick and Dale Howard - and it's got plot, but it's also got cocks.

Long story short, Wildboyz is adapted from the story of The Full Monty, where the four celebrities end up in a cheap Spanish hotel (instead of bashing to their mate's stag do in Bali) after their flight gets diverted. However, when the hired strip group fail to show for a hen night booking, the foursome are called on to fill in.

Hmm, the whole thing may be a bit tacky but it also sounds fun! So if you are interested and you live in the UK, you can book your seats for the Wildboyz tour HERE - but be warned, modesty-protecting cushions are not included in the ticket price.

After 32 Years...

2011-10-27T22:00:00.003+01:00

Today is an important day because I just bought the most expensive thing I've ever bought in my entire life. Scary but excited and counting down on moving day! Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...

Yet Another Profile...

2011-10-26T23:05:00.009+01:00

"New to the city, easy-going, kind, confident, funny, creative guy. Happy in my career and living situation and looking to add some romance. Up for dates (and fun) sometimes, but ideally looking for something more substantial with the right person. Love cinema, theatre, eating out and cuddling in front of the telly on a rainy day."

Strange enough, Mr. New To The City's profile has described every- thing about me and my desire. Is this some kind of coincidence or what? Let's have a date!

Circus Hot Wash...

2011-10-24T23:29:00.005+01:00

Okay, first of all, this is the first time I've heard of The Circus, and secondly, the party is over! Anyway these are not the point of this post. The point of this post is that the flyer for this party is HOT!

So who the heck is this blonde cutie?! Well, his name is Federico Masicalco, aka DJ Alexio, and he was born in Tagliacozzo, Italy, but now reside in Germany.

And oh, in case you want more from DJ Alexio, check out the making- of video below, a great look at what went on behind the scenes...

By the way, the promo video of The Circus is equally something to drool over. Enjoy =]

Guilty Pleasure...

2011-10-23T22:21:00.006+01:00

Try not to drool all over your keyboard when you get to watch one of Fratmen's newest models. Marco is one sexy looking stud whose favorite sport to play is basketball. Not only does Marco have a handsome manly face and a memorizing well-built body, he also seems to be a very charming young man as well.

Marco begins by turning to drop his jeans to treat us with a nice view of his wonderfully plump and slightly hairy ass, before inevitably spinning back around to show us his stiff meaty uncut cock. We then get the pleasure of watching the water roll down this beautiful athletes nude body in a steamy sexy shower scene. After having a bit of fun in the shower, Marco moves on to the bedroom to finish himself off.

Hmm, I wonder if this guy will ever deliver a hot scene (with one of his frat-mates) on that bed!

F*ckin' Perfect...

2011-10-22T23:51:00.007+01:00

Just got home from seeing my beloved Jay Brannan, supported by the talented Nick Howard, at Boarderline tonight and it's AMAZING!

Jay's voice was incredibly beautiful and sexy as always and he's also very charming and funny as ever. I loved EVERYTHING he sang but the cover of Adele's Someone Like You was absoutely stunning.

Jay also revealed he had finished recording his latest (third) album and hopefully it'll be released soon AND he'll return to London. Please come back, you are always welcome here!

Just Save Me Now...

2011-10-21T23:32:00.011+01:00

Wow! Just when I thought Daughtry couldn't get any better, this song comes out from Batman: Arkham City OST and Chris' voice is fab.

Seriously, losing American Idol was the best thing that ever happened to him. Go Daughtry!

Love You Darren...

2011-10-19T23:36:00.003+01:00

Just got home from seeing Darren Hayes' Secret Tour at the O2 Shepherds Bush Empire. What can I say? It's my second time to see Darren perform live (the first time was 4 years ago when I was at Brisbane, Australia) and he's still as brilliant as ever!

For a full 90 minutes on stage, Darren delivered few songs from he upcoming new album, Secret Codes And Battleships, and some of the all-time-favourites from his Savage Garden and solo career, which inculde Talk Talk Talk, Bloodstained Heart, Black Out The Sun, To The Moon And Back, The Animal Song, Affirmation, Truely, Madly, Deeply, I Don't Know You Anymore, Pop!ular, Insatiable, Spin etc.

The new album Secret Codes And Battleships is out Oct 24th. Pre-order now HERE.

WYSIWYG...

2011-10-18T22:49:00.005+01:00

I was birthday present hunting at Selfridges this evening and some- thing caught my eyes at the men's underwear section.

You see, while most of the underwear designs are based on colours and patterns, House of Holland, founded by London-based designer Henry Holland, took a very simple yet cheeky approach by creating an underwear with the word choice: Cut, Uncut, Tiny, Average and Huge printed on the rear. Isn't it brilliant?!

So which one would you buy? For me, it would be Uncut and Average.

Guilty Pleasure...

2011-10-17T22:30:00.000+01:00

LOL! They called themselves 'Hunks in Trunks' and they go to random people's houses and wash their cars in nothing but a pair of speedos. And I love the fact that even the dogs are watching from the window!

By the way, do they have a branch here in London because my car is quite dirty =P

Long Live The King...

2011-10-14T22:56:00.007+01:00

Just came home from watching The Lion King 3D. It's still undeniably the BEST animation movie that I've ever watched for the past 32 year and it brought back SO much of my childhood memory too! Thank you Disney! You made my dream come true again =]

Please Help...

2011-10-13T23:19:00.003+01:00

Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived. There lived Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, Love and all the other emotions. One day, they heard that their island was about to sink, so they all started to build their boats and run away.

Love was the only one who stayed. Love wanted to hold out until the last possible moment.

When the island had almost sunk, Love decided to ask for help.

Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said, "Richness, can you take me with you?"

Richness answered, "No, I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you."

Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel. "Vanity, please help me!"

"I can't help you, Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat," Vanity answered.

Sadness was close by so Love asked, "Sadness, let me go with you."

"Oh Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!"

Happiness passed by Love, too, but she was so happy that she did not even hear when Love called her.

Suddenly, there was a voice, "Come, Love, I will take you."

It was an elder. So blessed and overjoyed, Love even forgot to ask the elder where they were going. When they arrived at dry land, the elder went his own way.

Realizing how much was owed the elder, Love asked Knowledge, another elder, "Who Helped me?"

"It was Time," Knowledge answered.

"Time?" asked Love. "But why did Time help me?"

Knowledge smiled with deep wisdom and answered, "Because only Time is capable of understanding how valuable Love is."

Repeat Forever...

2011-10-10T23:02:00.004+01:00

Lol! Don't you just love Jay Brannan?! And I'm seeing him on the 22nd! Woohoo! Anyone from London attending?

Guilty Pleasure...

2011-10-07T00:22:00.010+01:00

If there's one pornstar I would like to date, f*ck, meet, or in any way 'be' with, it's Patrick (aka Paddy) O'Brian. Seriously, who can resist this beautiful 24-year-old Irish stud? He's hot from head to toe! And guess what? I may actually have the chance to meet him (in person) tonight at PLAY>TIME at Lo Profile! Jealous? Don't be. Here's a chance for you to meet Paddy too!

OMG, it turns out Paddy is not so Irish as I thought! He's actually from Hackney, London, and grew up in Manor House, North London, which is where I'm living NOW! It's a SIGN!

Relationship Investment...

2011-10-05T21:48:00.004+01:00

Have you ever stopped to consider how much you would invest into someone (e.g. money, time, effort) to be in a relationship?

I mean really, you go through all of these emotions and feelings to try and be with someone for what? For a hypothetical 'game' being played to see who will admit to liking the other first? For a whole bunch of strain and self evaluation of whether or not it's even worth it in the end? Sigh...

When can you truly know that you've reached a point where you feel like all your struggles and sacrifices to be in this relationship are working out in your favour? Is there a set moment when you can truly realise if this is the best situation for you? I've been racking my mind lately on what the ultimate cost-benefit analysis of a potential relationship is.

The purpose of the relationship cost-benefit analysis is to see how much you would be profiting from the time you're investing into someone based off of the emotional output they are giving you. If it's not a mutual give and take in terms of communication and general respect, then it's a shaky investment to put your emotional stock in and you should probably fall back. But if you are seeing a generous return on your investment, then it might be time to buy into this relationship.

I understand not everyone's standards for a great return on investment in a relationship cost benefit analysis are the same but just make sure there's a standard. And make sure you stick with it, because if you just accept any offer that put on the table then you stock will plunge like Cher's neckline!

So know your worth and invest wisely in your romantic endeavors. I've made my mistakes and I chose to learn and grow from them =]

P.S. After a four-month break, I finally met up with Mr. T's on Monday night for dinner at his place. We cooked, we talked, we laughed, like the good old days. But it's different. I didn't have that 'urge' for him like I used to and it felt great!

Signs...

2011-10-04T22:40:00.003+01:00

After a full whole week of dirtiness, I think it's a good idea to have something clean and sweet to detox the mind. Directed by Patrick Hugues, SIGNS is a short film about communication and finding love when you least expect it. Enjoy!

Dirty Finale...

2011-10-02T21:55:00.000+01:00

I hope you all have enjoyed what I've offered for the past one week and please let me know if you want me to do the whole 'dirty week' thing again (and again) in the future!

Dirty Story P2...

2011-10-01T23:11:00.003+01:00

I was still holding the bottle of poppers and he took it from me and held it under my nose. I breathed in deeply with each nostril and all the reflexes in my throat that might have reacted to his huge helmet were overcome and his cock easily entered my gullet and I felt his balls rub against my chin. He then started to fuck my mouth. I used my tongue on his helmet and closed my lips around his shaft to add extra stimulus to him but I couldn't manage any actual sucking.

He continued fucking me in this fashion for about five minutes, a couple of times stopping to allow me to snort some more poppers then he pulled out of my mouth altogether. I didn't know whether I was glad he did or not as I would have loved for him to have deposited his cum in there. But we were a long time from reaching a climax to this lovemaking. He moved me into another position so that my lower abdomen was resting on the pillow and my head was on the mattress. He gave me back the poppers and I was able to sit up enough to sniff them when I wanted.

He came around to my arse and opened my cheeks. He ran his fingers along my crack as he had done before except he lingered around my hole and I felt a finger being pushed inside. It was still lubricated with the massage oil and went in easily. He worked his finger in and out for a few seconds put in another and then a third. I remained still although the temptation to push back on his hand and get his fingers deep in me was almost irresistible.

Having loosened me up well he rummaged in his bag again and came back with a dildo. He showed it to me. It was about seven inches long and two wide. It was quite formidable to look at but I wanted him to insert it in me and just smiled as he rubbed it against my face. Attached to it was a tube and a round ball. I had no idea what the purpose of them were.

He had a tube of KY and he liberally applied it to the dildo. Once ready he told me to take a sniff of the poppers and allowing time for them to take effect he proceed to push the dildo inside me. Because of the work he had dome in relaxing me the cock shaped object slipped in me without pain and he worked it in and out a few times.

'It's now going to get bigger,' Jack said to me. It was the first time he had spoken for some time. 'I will do it very slowly and if you stay relaxed and it won't hurt in the least but will be very pleasurable.'

I tired to glance behind me but the position I was in and the the pillows made it impossible to see him or his hands. He wasn't touching me but the dildo was beginning to stretch my ring. Gradually it seemed as if it was growing inside me.

'You can't see what I am doing,' he said after about half a minute. 'The dildo inside you is inflatable and I am blowing it up. It can get to nearly twice the width of when I put it in you first of all.'

'Wow,' was all I could say.

'It should not hurt you but if it does just let me know and I will stop.'

I stayed perfectly still as over the next five minutes he pumped air into the dildo and it grew and grew inside me. He was right it did not hurt. On the contrary as it stretched me gradually I began to feel hornier and hornier.

'How does that feel?' he asked.

'Really good,' I replied. 'But I would like to see it inside me.'

He got me to roll over on my back and raise my legs in the air. Then he went and took down a mirror from the wall and positioned it so that I could see my arse reflected in it and clearly view the base of the dildo that was embedded in it. Because the dildo was black and was in me right up to the base, it appeared as though my hole was open to a diameter of nearly four inches.

'You have been sufficiently stretched to get a sizable fist in there,' Jack said. 'But we'll do that later. I think it's about time I got my cock in there instead.'

I had never been fisted but with him having stretched me this far I knew it was something I could manage and I looked forward to 'later' as he put it. In the meantime I remained lying on my back with my legs in the air as he rummaged in his bag again. He found another toy and having greased it up put it to one side.

He gripped the base of the dildo and began to pull it out slowly. It had not only grown in width but in length as well. What had started out as seven inches was now about ten. He showed it to me when it was completely out and again rubbed it against my cheek. That action made me appreciate by how much it had grown.

He put a condom on his cock and greased it thoroughly. Although he was very long and thick he was smaller than the inflated dildo I had just taken. I hoped that my anus and rectal passage would shrink sufficiently to wrap around his dick when he entered me. He had already allowed for this and when he pushed the toy that he had greased and put to one side into me I knew he was going to insert his dick at the same time.

The toy was only about an inch and a half in diameter and was curved with a round knob at one end. It was this end that entered me and Jack worked it around in my rectum until he knew he had found my prostate with it.

'This is a prostate massager,' he said. 'It will massage your prostate as I fuck you at the same time. It's also a vibrator so will work independently of me.'

He hadn't yet switched it on as he positioned himself to push his cock in me. I felt the tip of it resting at the entrance to my hole. I then felt it opening me up and sliding in. I took a sniff of the poppers as it made its way in inexorably. Finally I sensed that the base of his dick was resting against me. I had ten inches of his thick meat inside me I put my hands behind his neck hoping that he would lean closer and we could kiss as we had when we first started shagging but he tool no notice of me but turned on the vibrating massager instead.

Suddenly my body seemed to be out of control as my prostate sent tremors through me from top to toe. Having it touched when being finger fucked had sent me into spasms before but having it massaged by a vibrator as well as being filled with cock moved the pleasure gained into another dimension altogether. I didn't think it could get any better but he then start to fuck me. He tool full advantage of the length of his tool and went in and out of me with such precision as if he was a piston in a cylinder. The prostate massager continued to take me over the edge and I was moaning, crying and drooling uncontrollably.

I was not bothered how long I was going to be subjected to this rapture. My mind was incapable of thinking and like my body was out of control. He knew he had me where he wanted and it was where I wanted to be as well. After what might have been hours of him driving his cock in and out of me he finally exploded but because of the condom all of his cum was collected in the rubber sheath. This was perhaps the only disappointment of the whole of his lovemaking because after all the preparation he had put us both through neither he nor I got the satisfaction of him leaving his cum inside me.

He withdrew from my arse slowly having first turned off the prostate massager. I could see the condom hanging from his softening cock at it left my body. It was heavy with cum. Jack stood up and reached for one of the wine glasses I had brought. He took off the condom carefully and poured the contents into the glass. It went about a quarter way up the sides of the glass. Next he pulled out he prostate massager and helped me to sit up. He had the glass in his hand.

'Would you like this?' he said passing it to me.

I love drinking cum. Usually straight from a cock or maybe licking it up from someones chest. I had never drunk it from a glass before. I had no hesitation though and took the glass, held it to my lips and let the creamy contents disappear into my mouth. It had cooled slightly but I still managed to extract all the taste from it. It tasted every bit as good as I had hoped and I was reluctant to swallow it. I let it bubble out on my lips and then took it in my mouth again. Finally it had got so diluted with my saliva I had to swallow it. I hoped that I would get another load from Jack before the night was over.

'It's your turn to come, now,' Jack said. 'But as you like having your prostate massaged so much I am going to do it myself as you wank.'

He went to his tube of KY again and this time applied it liberally to the whole of his hand and up past the wrist. He got me to lie with my arse nearly hanging over the edge of the bed. I was propped up with pillows so that I could see what he was doing. He knelt on the floor while I had my legs resting on his shoulders. My hole was facing him. He clenched his fist and placed a leading knuckle against the rim of my hole and pushed. I yielded straightaway and he slowly entered me. I picked up the bottle of poppers again and took a deep short from it. The effect of the poppers coincided with him getting his hand right inside me past his wrist and his locating my prostate and starting to massage it in a way that he only knew how.

I grabbed my cock and started to wank it as the poppers and massaging worked its magic with my brain and pleasure centres. He had had me in his power for a couple of hours and now he still had me in his power but this time it was so that I got maximum pleasure. I wanted the euphoria that gripped me to last forever but such was the excitement generated inside me from all angles that an explosion was inevitable. That explosion was the culmination of the best orgasm I have ever had. As my body reached the pinnacle of sexual excitement I felt a well-being that I never thought possible it was coming in waves and each wave was bigger than the last. Then there was the release of my cum all over my neck and face. It had been so forceful that none of it had landed on my chest. It went on for several seconds and even a full half minute later I was still spasmodically jolting as it went through me again like and earthquake after shock.

Jack withdrew his fist and it was like air escaping from a puncture. I felt deflated. I lay on the bed and, with my finger, scooped my cum up into my mouth not wanting to say a word. Jack had got up and was swigging from the wine bottle again. He held it in front of me.

'It will help you to recover,' he said. I sat up and took it from him gratefully and gulped down a large mouthful from it. It hit the spot straightaway. He sat next to me and I leaned my head against his chest.

'Where did you learn to shag like that?' I asked.

'That's my secret,' he said enigmatically and I knew that no amount of questioning would elicit an answer. Instead he said, 'Let's get some sleep and go for round two.'

I knew I was shattered but the thought of reliving the experiences he had put me through made me start to go hard again and I was ready without the need for sleep. But again I recalled that he was paying me and acquiesced. We lay on the bed with only a sheet covering us and he put his arms round me as he pressed himself against my back. I was aware of his cock pressed against my arse which only added to my continued arousal.

Sleep came over me quite suddenly though and I lay relaxed in his arms until light started to shine through the curtains and Jack woke up fully waking me at the same time. I looked at my watch. It was 5am.

'Come on, let's have a shower together and get on with unfinished business,' Jack said.

I couldn't think what might have been left unfinished from last night but I got up and joined him in the bathroom where we both washed the remnants of sleep away and readied ourselves for another bout of shagging.

This time he made love to me in a more conventional way but it was nevertheless exciting and stimulating. I asked him to cum in my mouth instead of in a condom and he obliged. I let his cum coat the inside of my mouth and tried to keep it there as long as possible so that the memory of the taste of this fabulous guy would remain with me. The time marched on though and I had to get up and get ready for lectures that morning. Life still went on no matter how much you are enjoying yourself. It was now seven o'clock and I gave him a quick kiss and left his room quietly and headed for the back stairs.

I got out of the building without being seen and headed for my apartment. By the time I got there it was nearly eight. My lectures began at ten and so there was time for some breakfast. My flatmate got out of bed as I started to eat a bacon sandwich.

'What happened to you last night?' he asked. The he looked at me. 'Don't tell me. I've seen that expression many times before. You've been shagging haven't you. And all night judging by the look of you.'

I said nothing but smiled and felt warm inside as I remembered how I had sold my body and received equal value in return.

I turned up for duty again that evening and although Jack was still staying there that night he did not call on me for room service and in some ways I was glad because another night of such extreme shagging would probably have killed me.

I never met another guy like him at the hotel but there were other occasions when I took on the role of a rentboy usually only for a quick wank or a blowjob for a few quid. There were also two other occasions when I spent the night with a guest but they're another story.

Dirty Fleshlight...

2011-09-30T21:30:00.005+01:00

Another jack off video for you to indulge but this time our hot and sexy bravodelta9 cums with a 'helping hand'. Enjoy =]

Dirty Brit...

2011-09-29T10:30:00.004+01:00

Union Jack. Short sides and back. Sweaty armpits. Sweat-soaked vest. Trimmed bushy pubes. Hair-covered thighs. With an eight inches hard pointed to the sky. What you see is what you'll get. C'mon over and don't be a drag!

Dirty Positions...

2011-09-28T22:10:00.002+01:00

Position is everything. Different sex positions can enhance sex life and make sex more exciting. I mean who has sex in one position nowa- days? So here are three common positions possible for gay men who want to enjoy their sex lives to the full!

ANAL DROP - The passive partner sits on top of the active partner. This position is good for the passive partner to take control of his experience although it causes the anal muscles to narrow by using the pelvic muscles so as to support the passive partners position.

It allows for deep penetration. Varitions are to sit facing your partner or with your back to them.

MISSIONARY - Allows for deep penetration of the anus and intense stimulation. With the Passive partner lies on his back, resting his legs on the active partners shoulders. The active partner, resting on his knees leans forward to come face to face with his partner tilting the passive partners pelvis upwards.

Changing the angle of penetration will alter the intensity and stimulate different areas of the passive partners anus. If the passive partner rests only one leg on the shoulder will also alter the intensity and stimulation.

DOGGY - Very popular for anal sex. The passive partner rests on his hands and knees with the active partner kneeling behind him. This position narrows the anus as it involves using the pubic muscles which can make it a painful position for the passive partner.

The active partners force of penetration can make it a more uncom- fortable experience if he is too hard. Using lots of lubricant and relaxing the anus with stimuluation before penetration will reduce discomfort. Also if both partners move in a similar motion and slower speed it can reduce it the discomfort further.

Personally, I love missionary for its intimacy. In missionary I am filled with his need between my legs, him driving his need into me, and also able to kiss deeply, swirling tongues, thrusting hips to meet his need, which is as much my own. And the hands, my hands are free in missionary, to feel his back, his bum as he tightens and thrusts. For me, missionary captures more of my senses, those from my mouth, my fingers, my hands, my legs wrapped around him, or toes together as he thrusts in a position using my feet to brace himself. I get to wrap my arms around him and hold him. I'm a missionary man =P

Dirty Story P1...

2011-09-27T21:00:00.002+01:00

When I was a student I used to supplement my grant by working during my vacation at a London hotel. The hours I was expected to work were long and unsociable and the money was not too good but a job was a job and as they say 'beggars can't be choosers' so I put up with the disadvantages and looked instead for the advantages. And by advantages I meant other ways to make money.

The first job I was given was in the scullery where I spent ten hours at a stretch washing dishes and pans. This was a real drudge and so when the opportunity arose to fill in for one of the porters who was off sick I jumped at the chance. Not only did this give me the chance to move about the hotel more, I also met the guests and helped them with their luggage for which I normally received a tip. Although all tips were meant to go into one pot to be divided amongst all the staff it was well known that only a proportion went in that direction and the remainder went straight into the pocket of the recipient. So I not only had a better job but also a bit more money.

We worked twelve hour shifts with a couple of hours off in the daytime. That meant that I started at seven in the morning to help the guests who were leaving up until seven in the evening to assist the new arrivals. By the time the shift was over I felt too knackered to do anything else except get something to eat and fall asleep. I shared a small apartment with another student working at the hotel which was a tube journey away and so I never had any real time to go out and enjoy myself except on my day off. They guy I shared with was straight but knew I was gay. He got his oats by shagging the waitresses and chambermaids which of course did not interest me. There were a few gay guys at the hotel but it was rare that any opportunity arose to have fun together and besides which I didn't really fancy any of them.

During term time I continued to work in the evenings part-time at the hotel. As the hours I could work did not suit the duties of a porter I became a room service waiter. This was a real eye-opener for me as it enabled me to see what the guests got up to in their rooms. Even the most respectable of them were known to sneak girls in and out to satisfy their carnal desires. Some of the other guys doing the same job as me told me that I could earn extra money by helping this to take place behind the backs of the management.

'All you have to do is ask them if there was any special service they want you to do,' one of them told me.

I remembered this advice and when the next time I took a late meal to a male guest one evening I casually remarked.

'If there's any service I can do for you, sir. that is not offered by the hotel please ask,' I smiled suggestively at him as I said this. The use of sir and madam when addressing the guests had been drummed into us by the management so that it came naturally.

'Thanks,' he said and returned the smile with a knowing wink. 'I'm a bit tired tonight but maybe tomorrow I might want a bit of company.'

'Very good, sir' I said. 'Let me know I can make sure she can get in and out without being seen by the bosses.'

'I was not thinking about female company,' he said and he gave me another smile and a wink.

'I'm sure I can help in that direction too, sir' I said without batting an eyelid.

'I would be very glad if you could,' he said and I saw he was eyeing me up and down. I now knew not only what he was after but who he was after as well. Why find a rentboy when you can be one yourself.

'I'm available, sir, anytime after I finish my shift,' I said quite pointedly.

'Perhaps I'm not so tired after all,' he said. 'What time do you finish tonight?'

I told him eleven o'clock. He told me to bring him a bottle of wine and a couple of glasses at about that time. I agreed and got on with my work. It was nine o'clock.

I didn't have much time to think about what was going to happen later as it was so busy. There was another single guy who I served to whom I made the same suggestion but he told me he wanted to have an early night.

Just before eleven o'clock I picked up a bottle of wine and a couple of glasses and took them up in the lift to the guest I had made the arrangement with. I knocked at the door and he let me in. I put the tray down and told him that I had to change and clock out before I could join him. He was happy about that and then I broached the subject of payment.

'What sort of tip were you intending to give me, sir?' I asked.

'How much is the going rate round here?' he asked in return.

I had checked with another gay waiter earlier and he had told me what the going hourly rate for a call girl was. I mentioned this to the guest and he didn't flinch instead he said.

'What about if you stay the whole night?'

'I reckon about four times that amount should cover that, sir,' I responded.

Again he didn't seem shocked. He opened his wallet, pulled out several notes and counted them on the table next to the tray I had put down.

'There, that's what I'm happy to pay. Do we have a deal for you staying the night?'

Although what he had put down was under what I had quoted, it was more money than I had made in several weeks of hard graft.

'You've got a deal,' I said. This time I deliberately dropped the sir.

I was about to pick up the money when he said.

'No, leave it there. Pick it up when you return after clocking off.'

I nodded and left the room. I had no further duties and so I changed out of my uniform and clocked myself off so that my shift was officially over. I took the service stairs up to his room so as to avoid the observation of the reception staff who did not miss a trick. No more than five minutes since I had left him I was knocking at his door again. He opened it and ushered me quickly inside. He was only wearing a bathrobe. I noticed that the money was still were he had left it.

'I was about to take a shower would you care to join me, Luke?' he said as I went over to it, picked it up and put it in my wallet which I then stored in a shoulder bag I had with me. He had called me by my name which he must have remembered from the badge I wear with my uniform.

'Call me Jack,' he said.

As he spoke he let slip the bathrobe revealing that he was totally naked. This bloke was probably in his mid-thirties and looked perfectly fit. His cock was uncut and flaccid but hung below his balls and I reckoned it would be quite large when erect. I took all of him in with one glance.

'Sure, why not, Jack' I said. 'I've been on my feet for the last six hours and I need something to freshen me up.'

I was about to take my clothes off when he approached me and said he would rather do that for me. I do love it when a guy undoes my clothes and they fall off one by one. I was wearing a loose jacket over a t-shirt. The black trousers I wear for work had been replaced with jeans. He pushed the jacket off my shoulders and it fell to the floor. Next he ran his hands inside my t-shirt up and over my chest feeling my abs, pecs and hard nipples. He was about the same height as me and while he was feeling my chest I ran my hands over his.

In contrast to my hairless chest he had a lot of silky hair which felt great when I ran my fingers through it. As the hair reached his belly button it tapered inwards and then tapered outwards again as it reached his groin and the top of his thighs. All of it was jet black, the same colour as the hair on his head. My hair in contrast was natural blond. Gradually as his hands started to wander over my back the t-shirt was lifted over my shoulders and joined my jacket on the floor. He pulled me close to him so that our bodies were touching. I love it when this happens as the warmth that radiates from somebody else's body into mine really turns me on. I could feel my cock getting harder as his hand held me in a tight embrace.

His face was close up to mine and I could see his lips which were quite thick and extremely kissable. I didn't want to lead the way however and waited until he wanted our mouths to join. This was but a few seconds later because he held my head with one hand and angled it so that, as he also angled his, he could bring his lips onto mine. My mouth was quite relaxed and accepted the pressure of his so that the sensual transmitters and receptors in our lips and gums made immediate contact and gave instant pleasure to both of us. This was quickly followed by our tongues which only added to the arousal we both felt.

This arousal was most obvious in our groins and mine, still covered by my jeans, was pressed hard up to his and as he became erect I felt the movement of his cock against mine. Without looking I knew he was very big and forced myself against him even harder to appreciate the mass of flesh that my body had aroused in him. I wanted my jeans and pants to be pulled off so that we could enjoy flesh on flesh contact but he was taking his time still savouring the erotic joy our mouths were generating.

'If he can be so skillful with his lips what will it be like when other parts of our bodies join together,' I thought as with my eyes closed I let myself be absorbed by him.

After some while the kiss ended and he relaxed his embrace. My body moved back slightly which was just sufficient for him to undo my jeans and slide down the zip of my fly. He had his hands on my buttocks now and once more our crutches were pressed together. Having undone my jeans a little bit my rigid cock was able to assume a more comfortable upright position which made the gyrating of our hips as we ground our members against each other easier and infinitely more satisfying. Slowly he eased both my pants and jeans over my bubble butt until my cock was free of any clothing and rubbed flesh upon flesh against his.

I felt I was going to collapse as tremors of sheer pleasure seemed to run through me. He knew this and steered me to the bed. I fell on my back with him now on top of me. He continued his relentless pressure on my body and began to kiss me again. Our mouths were wide open and our tongues deep inside each other. I could taste him and was relishing it. I felt so relaxed in his arms that when he suddenly released all contact I lay as if helpless on the bed while he started to undo my trainers and remove the remainder of my clothing.

'We've got all night,' he said straightening up and I lay there wondering what was going to happen next. 'Let's take that shower now, have a drink and then get to know each other.'

I was disappointed he didn't want to continue with his lovemaking as I felt so engulfed by it but I remembered he was paying and therefore calling the shots. I sat up and saw he was already heading towards the bathroom. I followed. I had only caught a glimpse of what grew between his legs. But that coupled with the hardness that had dug into my body convinced me he was very large in that department.

He had turned the shower on before he faced me and I saw his erect cock for the first time. My heart nearly missed a beat as I saw a eight inch thick piece of meat that was pointing skywards and occasionally moving as it throbbed from the blood running through it which also gave it a livid bright reddish purple colour. If I had known how well endowed he was it might have been me wanting to pay him to make love to me and not the other way round.

I was not unused to big cocks having had a regular boyfriend who was equally well-endowed I knew what potential delights lay in store for me and my mind was as equally aroused as my rigid dick. We spent several minutes under the shower soaping each other and ensuring that every part of the body received its share of cleansing balm and caressing hands. When I touched his tool for the first time it felt like I was gripping a thick tree branch. It was solid and unyielding but best of all it was alive.

We left the shower and towelled each other dry. He picked up the bottle I had brought, quickly opened it and took a swig from it and then handed it to me. I took a swig as well.

'Would you like to have a massage,' he asked out of the blue. 'I'm a sports masseur and have the oils with me.'

I had never had a professional massage before and thought, 'why not'.

'Yes, I'm horny for you already but if you are going to run your hands all over me I'm sure I'll be hornier still.' I said encouragingly.

'Jump on the bed then face down,' he ordered.

I did as he asked and heard him rummaging in a bag before he came back over to where I was lying. He handed me some poppers.

'Have a sniff of these as I rub your back. It will help you relax more and get better satisfaction from my massage.

I opened the bottle and sniffed the poppers as he poured a pool of oil onto my back. When his hands began to move in circles on my back the poppers took effect and my brain was taken over by the chemical and physical stimuli over which I had no control. Added to this was the sexual arousal which, rather than go away as I got turned on in other ways, had increased as he was kneeling on the bed with his legs either side of me so that as he leaned forward to rub oil into my shoulders, his dick and bollocks rubbed against my arse.

This man knew how to pump ecstasy into a fellow human being and I was sure he would be expert in other kinds of pumping as well.

'I've never done this before,' he said as he continued his massage. 'I have massaged many athletes and have been really turned on by them but have never dared to do what I am doing to you now. I have only been able to imagine it.'

My mind was capable of hearing what he was saying but not able to respond. Instead his soothing voice entered my head and made me yearn for more of his attention. He had moved down my body slightly and was massaging my buttocks and thighs. He eased my legs open a bit and his hand slipped in between. It was the first time he had felt that sensitive area of my body. I let out a low moan as he stroked me from my balls to my cock and felt his fingers lightly touching my hole.

He spent about a quarter of an hour massaging me while I lay on my front. When he had finished he told me to stay lying that way but he placed all the pillows under my chest so that my head was off the mattress. He then knelt in front of me and my mouth was at the same height as his cock. I didn't need to be asked and opened it and he moved closer feeding his cock into my orifice slowly. Because of its thickness I had to stretch my mouth really wide but I could accommodate him. I had deep-throated guys before but no-one this big. I hoped I would be up to it. He knew what he was doing though because the position he had me in meant that, with my head up and my mouth open, there was a straight passage through to my throat.

To be continued...

Dirty Wanks...

2011-09-26T23:30:00.000+01:00

It's Day 2 of TMOP's Dirty Week. How about some wanking action from one of my favourite XTuber KHSWRX?

By the way I need to apologise to you all. I know I should put more effort in than just embedding a video from XTube but I got home late from seeing Faust at the Royal Opera House so please fogive me and I'll make up the sloppiness on my next coming post...

Or how about another wanking video? Enjoy =P

Dirty Dicks...

2011-09-25T23:00:00.000+01:00

It's the beginning of the week and as I've mentioned before I'm gonna make my blog a bit 'dirtier' so why don't we start the week with... errr... something DIRTY?!

So, are you ready for more?

Hopefully...

2011-09-22T21:45:00.012+01:00

While Randy Phillips, a young airman who is serving in Germany, came out to his father via the telephone and broadcast a webcam recording of the event on YouTube after the repeal of DADT, Jamey Rodemeyer, a 14-year-old boy from Buffalo, New York, had committed suicide after suffering homophobic bullying at his local school.

So is it getting better? Well, I initially thought it is (and I truely hope it will) but I'm starting to take back my words after seeing the devasta- ting consequence of any form of bullying. Seriously, how many more young people must die before we realise sexuality ISN'T something to be mocked! RIP Jamey =[

An Unzipping Journey...

2011-09-21T22:27:00.008+01:00

So I opened today's Evening Standard and found a completely random news story to share with you all. Seriously, who would have thought porn scenario like this could actually happen in real life?!

MAN UNDID SLEEPING PASSENGER'S ZIP

A passenger who fell asleep on a train woke up to find his trousers had been undone while he was asleep. The 24-year-old was travelling from Brighton to East Croydon late at night when another passenger undid his zip. British Transport Police are treating it as a sex assault and have released CCTV of the suspect.

Detective Constable Andy Parkinson said: "The 24-year-old from Burgess Hill was travelling on the 11:02pm Brighton to London Victoria service and had fallen asleep during the journey. He woke up to find his trousers had been undone and an unknown man was sitting next to him, pretending to be asleep."

"The victim, who was incredibly traumatised by the incident, shouted at the man, demanding to know hy his trousers had been undone and then chased him through the carriage. We know from our enquiries that the man left the train at East Croydon station."

Police have appealed for witnesses.

Seriously, the 24-year-old must be in a VERY deep sleep as not to feel his cock is being sucked by the stranger. And why would the stranger still sit next to the 24-year-old (and pretending to be asleep) after he's finished blowing him off?

Yet Another Profile...

2011-09-20T23:56:00.006+01:00

"31, masculine, decent shape, laid back, new to the scene with limited experience. Looking for a sane, skilled top to explore my sub side with. Always had an urge to submit. Clean and safe ONLY please. Fit, tall, masculine, between 25-40 preferred.

Ideally looking for regular. start slow and gentle, watch porn, kiss, suck, rim, etc. Train me step-by-step till I can take it like a b*tch boy. Ultimate fantasy is pinned down, hand/foot over my mouth and used like a toy. I know... talk about a newbie and his fantasies lol ;]

Not looking for happily ever after, but won't say no to a pint or two if it feels right."

Hmm, do you think you have the necessary qualities and skills to show Mr. New-To-The-Scene a 'sub' lesson or two? If so, apply within!

I Think...

2011-09-20T17:47:00.008+01:00

It happens to all but the most confident of characters - you fall for someone but daren't say anything in case you make a fool of yourself. But the message from scientists is: Take the risk! Apparently telling a prospective partner 'I really like you' could make him (or her) immedi- ately find you more attractive, research suggests. Read more...

And so I did today (blush) and he seems flattered about it. The only problem is that he's in Liverpool and I'm in London. Oh well, we'll see...

Guilty Pleasure...

2011-09-20T09:31:00.002+01:00

Finally, I have some HOT action for you on TMOP and you will love it! Damn, isn't he one sexy gorgeous hairy man?! He looks so hot when he leans back at 1:47 after he have shot his load. You can get a sense of the relief he had after that intense orgasm. I also love how his body twitches and those short breaths he takes. Would like to hear him moan a little as he cums but maybe another time =P

I Just Realised...

2011-09-18T11:11:00.007+01:00

There's a Mr. Gay Hong Kong happening in Oct. Unfortunately I won't be able to experience it (won't be home till Nov). Apparently the winner will represent Hong Kong in Mr Gay World 2011 in Johannesburg, South Africa. Well, good luck to all four candidates =]

Fine Art...

2011-09-18T00:46:00.001+01:00

I Want A...

2011-09-14T11:45:00.001+01:00

This just made my once terrible day so much better =] and make sure you check out THIS 'Behind The Scenes' video for more sexy nerds especially Matt, he's SO hot!

Guilty Pleasure...

2011-09-13T23:26:00.009+01:00

He's been featured in my blog over and over again but I still haven't got over my love towards model/designer/pharmacist Todd Sanfield, and this time he leaves little to imagination wearing underwear (of his own range) or nothing in a series of steamy images by photographer Joe Lally for HommeStar.

Hmm, is it just me or do you agree that Todd look way better, hotter, sexier now that his head shaved and he's letting his chest hair grow?

Gay Blood...

2011-09-12T19:00:00.001+01:00

The lifetime ban on blood donations by gay and bisexual men will be lifted in England, Scotland and Wales.

Ministers have agreed to let men who have not had sex with another man in the past 12 months to donate from November.

The restrictions were put in place in the 1980s as a response to the AIDS epidemic and the lack of adequate HIV tests. However, the latest medical evidence presented to a government panel argued the ban could no longer be justified.

Ministers in the three countries accepted the argument and said they would be relaxing the rules. Northern Ireland is expected to make a decision soon.

The National Blood Service screens all donations for HIV and other infections. However, there is a "window period" after infection during which it is impossible to detect the virus. Read more...

No sex for a year so that you can have a blood donation?! I mean, this is just silly in my opinion! And let's not forget AIDS is not exculsive to gay men, it happens in our stright counter-parts too. So, why not ban them to have sex for a year before they donate their blood?!

Never Forget...

2011-09-11T18:12:00.001+01:00

What Works For You...

2011-09-10T08:14:00.004+01:00

Here's bit of culture for you all. The new exciting season of the ENO is launching in a week's time with Donizetti's classic The Elixir of Love. Funny enough, the opera house released this witty video to promote the show, which I think it's very clever, especially the bit when he tried to return the sport car back to the dealer! And the guy is quite hot too!

Guilty Pleasure...

2011-09-09T00:01:00.005+01:00

Listen up guys! Today's Guilty Pleasure is a very special one! He's not just cute but he's way more than beauty AND he's THE WINNER of TMOP's Fifth Anniversary Competition! Boys and gentlemen, let me introduce you to Jesús aka GSUS!

PR8: How did you discover TMOP?
J: I suppose I did during one of my looongest blogrolls. I can look for new blogs for hours, but barely anyone enters in my bookmarks. TMOP was one of the first in doing it.

How long have you been a reader of TMOP?
Wow, tough question. I think I have discovered it in my second year of university so it's been already four years! Time goes by so fast...

What keeps you coming back to TMOP?
First I liked how it looked, but I stayed for the entries. Not only the photos but every thought was very well written and I could see myself in some of the situations. Suddenly I was hooked and I kept coming back everyday. It's one of the webs I check as often as my Facebook (nah, I'm just kidding, but I check it almost every night).

Anyone/Anything you would like to be featured on TMOP?
I'd love to be Britney Spears answering your questions! But as it could be very difficult I'd love to see an interview of Aden Jaric now that he's single or the return of my favourite model, Evan Wadle. And how about Lady Gaga? XD

Boxers, briefs or go commando?
I prefer boxers, but they have to be with short legs and not loose, it's better if they let you fantasize a little bit.

And last but not least. Gaga, yay or nay?
I love her. But I liked her better in her pop-dance-non-experimental way. Telephone and LoveGame will always be anthems and I always regret not going to her Madrid concert. Very expensive, Gaga!

Thank you for your FOREVER support Jesús and I'll try to do an interview with Aden Jaric specially for your request xxx

Six Kings...

2011-09-08T09:45:00.001+01:00

Name six great 'Kings' who have brought happiness into peoples lives. Drin-King! F*c-King! Lic-King! Suc-King! Span-King! Wan-King!!!

Yet Another Profile...

2011-09-07T22:46:00.008+01:00

"A 27-year-old guy from North London. I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures. I'm also willing to lie about how we met. So feel free to 'interact' with me."

Hmm, should I 'interact' with him or not?

Guilty Pleasure...

2011-09-06T22:55:00.005+01:00

Holy Moly! I'm totally in love with the editorial Best Of, shot by the very talented photographer Rick Day for the Sept issue of Sensitif. The Best Of features various smoking hot models, such as Steven Boyd, Blake and Avi. Don't say I didn't warn you... Scroll down at your own 'risk'!

Thank You Cardiff...

2011-09-05T18:11:00.006+01:00

I just can't believe it's September already! Time flies SO fast! Well, I had a BRILLIANT time with my housemate in Cardiff over the weekend even though the Mardi Gras on-the-field itself was not as good as it supposed to be.

We spent most of our early Saturday night at a great bar called WOW, which I absolutely loved (simply because the atmosphere was good, I got snogged by a cute guy called Alex and the DJ played three to four Gaga hits) then we moved on to the expensive (£20 for bloody entrance fee) and not-so-impressive club called Pulse. You see, I made a big mistake by jumping into this ride (free with the entrance fee) that kept spinning me round for two minutes. By the end of it, I felt so sick that I just sat on the crouch watching my friends dancing their way.

Besides partying, my housemate also brought me to visit the beautiful Caerphilly Castle and the magical Castell Coch (The Red Castle). Plus he did a lovely Sunday roast with apple crumble on Sunday afternoon. Thank you Steve =]

P.S. The cute photo of this post has absolutely nothing to do with my weekend although Gethin Jones is one sexy Welsh hunk I'd love to have my hands on!

Everyone's A Winner But...

2011-08-29T10:04:00.008+01:00

So my FIFTH ANNIVERSARY Competition is over and thank you all for participating! You see, initially I was only going to have ONE winner, yes, it's you GSUS! But I had decided to give out one more gift to PAV, my honorary winner, who is the FIRST and a regular commenter of this blog. So congratulation to you both and I'll contact you two shortly =]

Until then, as the title says, 'Everyone's A Winner' so here's a small gift I'm bringing you to enjoy! The only thing I wanna say about this is, why can't this be happening in London Underground? Arghhh!

Black Out The Sun...

2011-08-28T12:57:00.003+01:00

Darren did it again! Black Out The Sun is the second single from his anticipating upcoming album Secret Codes And Battleships. Another brilliant vocal work by the former Savage Garden singer!

Home Owner Soon...

2011-08-27T23:05:00.002+01:00

I'm 32 and I've been living in London for nearly two years (UK for 18 years) so logically it's about time to have my own property and guess what? After two weeks of exhausting house hunting and viewing, I finally put an offer on one of the flats (that I really like) and it got accepted! WOOHOO!

What Makes...

2011-08-25T22:43:00.004+01:00

I dunno about you guys, but for me, there must be lots of passionate kissing and foreplay before jumping to the real thing. Once we started, I like my top to takes his time, be responsive and be a considerate of not being too forceful. He should be strong and lead the way but not try to be a complete about it. It's like he should be bitter sweet. And yep, should like to cuddle (and kiss) once it's over. In other words, makes me feel like more than a cheap lay.

P.S. Two more days left for my Fifth Anniversary Competition!

Guilty Pleasure...

2011-08-24T23:35:00.008+01:00

I just realise my recent Guilty Pleasures have been quite 'clean' and I think maybe it's time to 'dirt' things up, but not now, not after this video, which I found extremely adorable. Clearly both of them have absolutely no clue what the words of Barbie Girl are but they clearly know how to 'horn' the song up, especially Barbie herself! Enjoy =]

P.S. 4 days to go before the deadline of my Fifth Anniversary Competition! Keep the entries cumming!

Yet Another Profile...

2011-08-22T23:11:00.007+01:00

"1. Don't pretent you want to be my friend if you just want me to f*ck you. 2. You don't need the key to my heart to get my ass. 3. Being a bottom is far from being passive. 4. If you think that being a top or bottom is some how connected to your masculinity, pls see a shrink. 5. Chating about sex is boring, cause there's often a huge gap between what people say and what they do. 6. I'm a b*tch in life, I'm a slut in bed, and I can deal with both. 7. Great sex is about giving, not receiving. 8. A big tongue doesn't make a good kisser then why a big dick would make a good f*cker? 9. Usually, I have sex with people I like and I only spend the night with people I love.

I'm more into dates than hookups. Although when you meet someone you like, sometimes you have to see what the sex is like first to see if you are compatible in that department and take it from there!"

So what do you think? Is he after sex or dates? Yes, he might come across as a little arrogant, but honestly, I would have him ANY day! And you know what? His point number nine is so true to the point that I would have sex with him throughout the night (and day) =P

P.S. Keep the entries of my Fifth Birthday Competition coming!

Going Home...

2011-08-21T22:12:00.014+01:00

The MORE you look the LESS you'll find. It's so true! Take today as an example. I was dertermined I would find some 'action' on the internet. I chatted to a few 'potentials'. I exchanged some messages. And I even arranged to meet with one of them. Unfortunately, things/timing just didn't go your way when you wanted it to. Now sitting at home, making this blog entry, with no 'action' whatsoever. I'm clearly the WEAKEST LINK. Goodbye!

P.S. Where are the entries of my 5th Birthday competition?! C'mon guys, I'm sure you can do better than that!

Yoü And I...

2011-08-20T11:03:00.004+01:00

Gaga's known for her out-of-this-world videos and this one basically threw a middle finger to all other videos this year. What other video has mermaid sex (still wondering how does it acutually work), creepy ice-cream truck men, Gaga on Gaga action, psychotic running through cornfields, and not one, but two alter egos thrusting about?

While Jo Calderone, Gaga's male alter ego, pretty much stole the show, it's basically about her roller-coaster relationship with a man who tried to change her and the imagery is stark and ethereal.

This video shares the same theme as many of her other songs: Love is hard, but never sacrifice who you are for someone else. The hunky scientist in the video, played by The Vampire Diaries' Taylor Kinney, is trying to change Gaga's other alter ego, the mermaid Yuyi, from mystical creature to human; a metamorphosis that she tries to resist.

FIVE TODAY...

2011-08-18T08:22:00.003+01:00

Believe it or not, today is TMOP's FIFTH anniversary and I really don't know what to say besides thank you, thank YOU and THANK YOU!

Five years ago today, I wrote my very first entry on this blog (which received two precious comments). I started TMOP because back then I was still struggling with my sexuality and I needed a place to escape, a place to express my inner thoughts, a place to share things I love. Well, it turns out, 1,266 blog entries later, that you can learn quite a bit about the big gay world by blogging about it. It also forces you to figure out who I truely am =]

Somewhere along the line, the popularity of this blog grew, so did my sense of responsibility to help (and entertain) others when and where I could. I'm still not that big a deal, not even so much a medium sized deal, but I do what I can to 'fulfill' you as my blog's tagline suggests.

Anyway, instead of receiving present(s) on my blog's birthday, I'm gonna do a giveaway because who doesn't like some free stuff? The first prize winner will recieve a copy of Man's World written by the genius Rupert Smith. I've read the book. It's an enjoyable story about modern-day gay London and the queer underworld of the 1950s. I laughed so much reading it and I just couldn't put it down!

So, to enter the competition, simply email or tell me in the comments section (make sure you provide your contact detail) why you think you deserve to win. Be HONEST! Be CREATIVE! You have until Sunday August 28th, midnight GMT to enter. Ready? Set? GO!

Counting Down Down Down...

2011-08-18T00:01:00.002+01:00

Counting Down Down...

2011-08-17T20:04:00.000+01:00

Counting Down...

2011-08-16T22:00:00.002+01:00